Act 5 — Scene I. A churchyard.
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Enter two Clowns, with spades, &c.[1962]
First Clo. Is she to be buried in Christian burial that[1963][1964] wilfully seeks her own salvation? Sec. Clo. I tell thee she is; and therefore make her[1965][1966] grave straight: the crowner hath sat on her, and finds it Christian burial. 5 First Clo. How can that be, unless she drowned herself[1963][1967] in her own defence? Sec. Clo. Why, 'tis found so.[1965] First Clo. It must be 'se offendendo;' it cannot be else.[1968] For here lies the point: if I drown myself wittingly, it argues 10 an act: and an act hath three branches; it is, to act, to[1969] do, and to perform: argal, she drowned herself wittingly.[1970] Sec. Clo. Nay, but hear you, goodman delver.[1971] First Clo. Give me leave. Here lies the water; good:[1972] here stands the man; good: if the man go to this water and[1973] 15 drown himself, it is, will he, nill he, he goes; mark you[1974] that; but if the water come to him and drown him, he[1975] drowns not himself: argal, he that is not guilty of his own death shortens not his own life. Sec. Clo. But is this law? 20 First Clo. Ay, marry, is't; crowner's quest law. Sec. Clo. Will you ha' the truth on't? If this had not[1976] been a gentlewoman, she should have been buried out o'[1977] Christian burial. First Clo. Why, there thou say'st: and the more pity that[1978] 25 great folk should have countenance in this world to drown or hang themselves, more than their even Christian. Come,[1979] my spade. There is no ancient gentlemen but gardeners,[1980] ditchers and grave-makers: they hold up Adam's profession. Sec. Clo. Was he a gentleman? 30 First Clo. A' was the first that ever bore arms.[1981] Sec. Clo. Why, he had none.[1982] First Clo. What, art a heathen? How dost thou understand[1982][1983] the Scripture? The Scripture says Adam digged:[1982] could he dig without arms? I'll put another question[1982] 35 to thee: if thou answerest me not to the purpose, confess[1984] thyself—[1985] Sec. Clo. Go to. First Clo. What is he that builds stronger than either the mason, the shipwright, or the carpenter? 40 Sec. Clo. The gallows-maker; for that frame outlives a[1986] thousand tenants. First Clo. I like thy wit well, in good faith: the gallows does well; but how does it well? it does well to those that do ill: now, thou dost ill to say the gallows is built stronger 45 than the church: argal, the gallows may do well to thee. To't again, come. Sec. Clo. 'Who builds stronger than a mason, a shipwright, or a carpenter?'[1987] First Clo. Ay, tell me that, and unyoke. 50 Sec. Clo. Marry, now I can tell. First Clo. To't. Sec. Clo. Mass, I cannot tell.
Enter Hamlet and Horatio, afar off.[1988]
First Clo. Cudgel thy brains no more about it, for your dull ass will not mend his pace with beating, and when 55 you are asked this question next, say 'a grave-maker:' the houses that he makes last till doomsday. Go, get thee to[1989][1990] Yaughan; fetch me a stoup of liquor. [Exit Sec. Clown.[1990][1991]
[He digs, and sings.
In youth, when I did love, did love, Methought it was very sweet, 60 To contract, O, the time, for-a my behove,[1992] O, methought, there-a was nothing-a meet.[1993] Ham. Has this fellow no feeling of his business, that[1994][1995] he sings at grave-making?[1995] Hor. Custom hath made it in him a property of easiness.[1996] 65 Ham. 'Tis e'en so: the hand of little employment hath the daintier sense.[1997] First Clo. [Sings] But age, with his stealing steps,[1998][1999] Hath claw'd me in his clutch,[1999][2000] 70 And hath shipped me intil the land,[1999][2001] As if I had never been such.[2002]
[Throws up a skull.
Ham. That skull had a tongue in it, and could sing once: how the knave jowls it to the ground, as if it were[2003] Cain's jaw-bone, that did the first murder! It might be[2004] 75 the pate of a politician, which this ass now o'er-reaches;[2005] one that would circumvent God, might it not?[2006] Hor. It might, my lord. Ham. Or of a courtier, which could say 'Good morrow, sweet lord! How dost thou, sweet lord?' This might[2007] 80 be my lord such-a-one, that praised my lord such-a-one's[2008] horse, when he meant to beg it; might it not?[2009] Hor. Ay, my lord. Ham. Why, e'en so: and now my Lady Worm's;[2010] chapless, and knocked about the mazzard with a sexton's[2011] 85 spade: here's fine revolution, an we had the trick to see't.[2012] Did these bones cost no more the breeding, but to play at loggats with 'em? mine ache to think on't.[2013] First Clo. [Sings] A pick-axe, and a spade, a spade,[1998] For and a shrouding sheet:[2014] 90 O, a pit of clay for to be made For such a guest is meet.
[Throws up another skull.[2015]
Ham. There's another: why may not that be the skull[2016] of a lawyer? Where be his quiddities now, his quillets, his[2017] cases, his tenures, and his tricks? why does he suffer this 95 rude knave now to knock him about the sconce with a dirty[2018] shovel, and will not tell him of his action of battery? Hum![2019] This fellow might be in 's time a great buyer of land, with his statutes, his recognizances, his fines, his double vouchers, his recoveries: is this the fine of his fines and the recovery[2020] 100 of his recoveries, to have his fine pate full of fine dirt? will[2020][2021] his vouchers vouch him no more of his purchases, and double[2022][2023] ones too, than the length and breadth of a pair of indentures?[2023] The very conveyances of his lands will hardly lie in[2024] this box; and must the inheritor himself have no more, ha? 105 Hor. Not a jot more, my lord. Ham. Is not parchment made of sheep-skins? Hor. Ay, my lord, and of calf-skins too.[2025] Ham. They are sheep and calves which seek out assurance[2026] in that. I will speak to this fellow. Whose grave's 110 this, sirrah?[2027] First Clo. Mine, sir.[2028] [Sings] O, a pit of clay for to be made[2028][2029] For such a guest is meet.[2030] Ham. I think it be thine indeed, for thou liest in't.[2031] 115 First Clo. You lie out on't, sir, and therefore 'tis not[2032] yours: for my part, I do not lie in't, and yet it is mine.[2033] Ham. Thou dost lie in't, to be in't and say it is thine: 'tis for the dead, not for the quick; therefore thou liest. First Clo. 'Tis a quick lie, sir; 'twill away again, from[2034] 120 me to you. Ham. What man dost thou dig it for? First Clo. For no man, sir. Ham. What woman then? First Clo. For none, neither. 125 Ham. Who is to be buried in 't? First Clo. One that was a woman, sir; but, rest her soul, she's dead. Ham. How absolute the knave is! we must speak by the card, or equivocation will undo us. By the Lord,[2035] 130 Horatio, this three years I have taken note of it; the age[2036] is grown so picked that the toe of the peasant comes so[2037] near the heel of the courtier, he galls his kibe. How long[2038] hast thou been a grave-maker?[2039] First Clo. Of all the days i' the year, I came to't that[2040] 135 day that our last king Hamlet o'ercame Fortinbras.[2041] Ham. How long is that since? First Clo. Cannot you tell that? every fool can tell that: it was that very day that young Hamlet was born;[2042] he that is mad, and sent into England.[2043] 140 Ham. Ay, marry, why was he sent into England? First Clo. Why, because a' was mad: a' shall recover[2044] his wits there; or, if a' do not, 'tis no great matter there.[2044][2045] Ham. Why? First Clo. 'Twill not be seen in him there; there the[2046] 145 men are as mad as he.[2046] Ham. How came he mad? First Clo. Very strangely, they say. Ham. How 'strangely'? First Clo. Faith, e'en with losing his wits. 150 Ham. Upon what ground? First Clo. Why, here in Denmark: I have been sexton[2047] here, man and boy, thirty years.[2048] Ham. How long will a man lie i' the earth ere he rot? First Clo. I'faith, if a' be not rotten before a' die—as[2049][2050] 155 we have many pocky corses now-a-days, that will scarce[2051] hold the laying in—a' will last you some eight year or nine[2051] year: a tanner will last you nine year.[2052] Ham. Why he more than another? First Clo. Why, sir, his hide is so tanned with his trade[2053] 160 that a' will keep out water a great while; and your water is[2054] a sore decayer of your whoreson dead body. Here's a skull[2055] now: this skull has lain in the earth three and twenty years.[2055][2056] Ham. Whose was it? First Clo. A whoreson mad fellow's it was: whose do[2057] 165 you think it was?[2057] Ham. Nay, I know not. First Clo. A pestilence on him for a mad rogue! a'[2058] poured a flagon of Rhenish on my head once. This same[2059] skull, sir, was Yorick's skull, the king's jester.[2059][2060] 170 Ham. This? First Clo. E'en that. Ham. Let me see. [Takes the skull.] Alas, poor[2061] Yorick! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: he hath borne me on his back a[2062] 175 thousand times; and now how abhorred in my imagination[2063][2064] it is! my gorge rises at it. Here hung those lips that I[2064] have kissed I know not how oft. Where be your gibes now? your gambols? your songs? your flashes of merriment,[2065] that were wont to set the table on a roar? Not one[2066] 180 now, to mock your own grinning? quite chop-fallen? Now[2067] get you to my lady's chamber, and tell her, let her paint[2068] an inch thick, to this favour she must come; make her[2069] laugh at that. Prithee, Horatio, tell me one thing. Hor. What's that, my lord? 185 Ham. Dost thou think Alexander looked o' this fashion[2070] i' the earth? Hor. E'en so. Ham. And smelt so? pah! [Puts down the skull.[2071] Hor. E'en so, my lord. 190 Ham. To what base uses we may return, Horatio![2072] Why may not imagination trace the noble dust of Alexander, till he find it stopping a bung-hole?[2073] Hor. 'Twere to consider too curiously, to consider so. Ham. No, faith, not a jot; but to follow him thither[2074] 195 with modesty enough and likelihood to lead it: as thus:[2075] Alexander died, Alexander was buried, Alexander returneth[2076] into dust; the dust is earth; of earth we make loam;[2077] and why of that loam, whereto he was converted, might[2078] they not stop a beer-barrel? 200 Imperious Cæsar, dead and turn'd to clay,[2079] Might stop a hole to keep the wind away: O, that that earth, which kept the world in awe, Should patch a wall to expel the winter's flaw![2080] But soft! but soft! aside: here comes the king. 205
Enter Priests, &c. in procession; the Corpse of Ophelia, Laertes and Mourners following; King, Queen, their trains, &c.[2081]
The queen, the courtiers: who is this they follow?[2082] And with such maimed rites? This doth betoken[2083] The corse they follow did with desperate hand Fordo its own life: 'twas of some estate.[2084] Couch we awhile, and mark. [Retiring with Horatio.[2085] 210 Laer. What ceremony else?[2086] Ham. That is Laertes, a very noble youth: mark.[2087] Laer. What ceremony else? First Priest. Her obsequies have been as far enlarged[2088][2089] As we have warranty: her death was doubtful;[2090] 215 And, but that great command o'ersways the order, She should in ground unsanctified have lodged[2091] Till the last trumpet; for charitable prayers,[2092] Shards, flints and pebbles should be thrown on her:[2093] Yet here she is allow'd her virgin crants,[2094] 220 Her maiden strewments and the bringing home[2095] Of bell and burial. Laer. Must there no more be done?[2096] First Priest. No more be done:[2088] We should profane the service of the dead To sing a requiem and such rest to her[2097] 225 As to peace-parted souls. Laer. Lay her i' the earth:[2098] And from her fair and unpolluted flesh May violets spring! I tell thee, churlish priest, A ministering angel shall my sister be, When thou liest howling. Ham. What, the fair Ophelia! 230 Queen. [Scattering flowers] Sweets to the sweet: farewell![2099] I hoped thou shouldst have been my Hamlet's wife;[2100] I thought thy bride-bed to have deck'd, sweet maid, And not have strew'd thy grave. Laer. O, treble woe[2101] Fall ten times treble on that cursed head[2102] 235 Whose wicked deed thy most ingenious sense[2103] Deprived thee of! Hold off the earth awhile, Till I have caught her once more in mine arms:
[Leaps into the grave.[2104]
Now pile your dust upon the quick and dead, Till of this flat a mountain you have made 240 To o'ertop old Pelion or the skyish head[2105] Of blue Olympus.[2106][2107] Ham. [Advancing] What is he whose grief[2107] Bears such an emphasis? whose phrase of sorrow[2108] Conjures the wandering stars and makes them stand Like wonder-wounded hearers? This is I,[2109] 245 Hamlet the Dane. [Leaps into the grave. Laer. The devil take thy soul!
[Grappling with him.[2110]
Ham. Thou pray'st not well.[2111] I prithee, take thy fingers from my throat;[2111] For, though I am not splenitive and rash,[2112] Yet have I in me something dangerous,[2113] 250 Which let thy wisdom fear. Hold off thy hand.[2114] King. Pluck them asunder. Queen. Hamlet, Hamlet! All. Gentlemen,— Hor. Good my lord, be quiet.
[The Attendants part them, and they come out of the grave.[2115]
Ham. Why, I will fight with him upon this theme[2116] Until my eyelids will no longer wag. 255 Queen. O my son, what theme? Ham. I loved Ophelia: forty thousand brothers Could not, with all their quantity of love,[2117] Make up my sum. What wilt thou do for her? King. O, he is mad, Laertes. 260 Queen. For love of God, forbear him. Ham. 'Swounds, show me what thou'lt do:[2118] Woo't weep? woo't fight? woo't fast? woo't tear thyself?[2119][2120] Woo't drink up eisel? eat a crocodile?[2119][2121] I'll do't. Dost thou come here to whine?[2122] 265 To outface me with leaping in her grave?[2123] Be buried quick with her, and so will I: And, if thou prate of mountains, let them throw Millions of acres on us, till our ground, Singeing his pate against the burning zone,[2124] 270 Make Ossa like a wart! Nay, an thou'lt mouth,[2125] I'll rant as well as thou. Queen. This is mere madness:[2126][2127] And thus awhile the fit will work on him;[2128] Anon, as patient as the female dove[2127][2129] When that her golden couplets are disclosed,[2130] 275 His silence will sit drooping. Ham. Hear you, sir; What is the reason that you use me thus? I loved you ever: but it is no matter;[2131] Let Hercules himself do what he may, The cat will mew, and dog will have his day. [Exit.[2132] 280 King. I pray thee, good Horatio, wait upon him.
[Exit Horatio.[2133]
[To Laertes] Strengthen your patience in our last night's speech;[2134] We'll put the matter to the present push. Good Gertrude, set some watch over your son. This grave shall have a living monument: 285 An hour of quiet shortly shall we see;[2135] Till then, in patience our proceeding be. [Exeunt.[2136]