Act 3 — Scene IV. The Queen's closet.

Pol. He will come straight. Look you lay home to him:[1439] Tell him his pranks have been too broad to bear with,[1440] And that your grace hath screen'd and stood between[1441] Much heat and him. I'll sconce me even here.[1442] Pray you, be round with him. Ham. [Within] Mother, mother, mother![1443]5 Queen. I'll warrant you; fear me not. Withdraw, I[1444][1445][1446] hear him coming.[1445]

Ham. Now, mother, what's the matter? Queen. Hamlet, thou hast thy father much offended. Ham. Mother, you have my father much offended. 10 Queen. Come, come, you answer with an idle tongue. Ham. Go, go, you question with a wicked tongue.[1448] Queen. Why, how now, Hamlet! Ham. What's the matter now?[1449] Queen. Have you forgot me? Ham. No, by the rood, not so: You are the queen, your husband's brother's wife; 15 And—would it were not so!—you are my mother.[1450] Queen. Nay, then, I'll set those to you that can speak.[1451] Ham. Come, come, and sit you down; you shall not budge;[1452] You go not till I set you up a glass[1453][1454] Where you may see the inmost part of you.[1454][1455] 20 Queen. What wilt thou do? thou wilt not murder me? Help, help, ho![1456][1457] Pol. [Behind] What, ho! help, help, help![1457][1458] Ham. [Drawing] How now! a rat? Dead, for a ducat, dead![1457]

Pol. [Behind] O, I am slain! [Falls and dies. Queen. O me, what hast thou done?[1460] 25 Ham. Nay, I know not: is it the king?[1461] Queen. O, what a rash and bloody deed is this![1462] Ham. A bloody deed! almost as bad, good mother, As kill a king, and marry with his brother. Queen. As kill a king! Ham. Ay, lady, 'twas my word.[1463] 30

Thou wretched, rash, intruding fool, farewell![1464] I took thee for thy better: take thy fortune;[1465] Thou find'st to be too busy is some danger. Leave wringing of your hands: peace! sit you down, And let me wring your heart: for so I shall, 35 If it be made of penetrable stuff; If damned custom have not brass'd it so,[1466] That it be proof and bulwark against sense.[1467] Queen. What have I done, that thou darest wag thy tongue In noise so rude against me? Ham. Such an act 40 That blurs the grace and blush of modesty, Calls virtue hypocrite, takes off the rose[1468] From the fair forehead of an innocent love, And sets a blister there; makes marriage vows[1469] As false as dicers' oaths: O, such a deed 45 As from the body of contraction plucks The very soul, and sweet religion makes A rhapsody of words: heaven's face doth glow;[1470][1471] Yea, this solidity and compound mass,[1471][1472] With tristful visage, as against the doom,[1473] Is thought-sick at the act. 50 Queen. Ay me, what act,[1474][1475] That roars so loud and thunders in the index?[1475] Ham. Look here, upon this picture, and on this, The counterfeit presentment of two brothers. See what a grace was seated on this brow;[1476] 55 Hyperion's curls, the front of Jove himself, An eye like Mars, to threaten and command;[1477] A station like the herald Mercury New-lighted on a heaven-kissing hill;[1478] A combination and a form indeed,[1479] 60 Where every god did seem to set his seal To give the world assurance of a man: This was your husband. Look you now, what follows: Here is your husband; like a mildew'd ear,[1480] Blasting his wholesome brother. Have you eyes?[1481] 65 Could you on this fair mountain leave to feed, And batten on this moor? Ha! have you eyes?[1482] You cannot call it love, for at your age The hey-day in the blood is tame, it's humble,[1483] And waits upon the judgement: and what judgement 70 Would step from this to this? Sense sure you have,[1484][1485] Else could you not have motion: but sure that sense[1485][1486] Is apoplex'd: for madness would not err,[1485] Nor sense to ecstasy was ne'er so thrall'd[1485] But it reserved some quantity of choice,[1485] 75 To serve in such a difference. What devil was't[1485] That thus hath cozen'd you at hoodman-blind?[1487] Eyes without feeling, feeling without sight,[1488] Ears without hands or eyes, smelling sans all,[1488] Or but a sickly part of one true sense[1488] 80 Could not so mope.[1488][1489] O shame! where is thy blush? Rebellious hell,[1489][1490] If thou canst mutine in a matron's bones,[1491] To flaming youth let virtue be as wax And melt in her own fire: proclaim no shame 85 When the compulsive ardour gives the charge,[1492] Since frost itself as actively doth burn, And reason panders will.[1493] Queen. O Hamlet, speak no more: Thou turn'st mine eyes into my very soul,[1494] And there I see such black and grained spots[1495] 90 As will not leave their tinct.[1496] Ham. Nay, but to live In the rank sweat of an enseamed bed,[1497] Stew'd in corruption, honeying and making love Over the nasty sty,— Queen. O, speak to me no more;[1498] These words like daggers enter in my ears;[1499] 95 No more, sweet Hamlet! Ham. A murderer and a villain; A slave that is not twentieth part the tithe[1500] Of your precedent lord; a vice of kings; A cutpurse of the empire and the rule,[1501] That from a shelf the precious diadem stole 100 And put it in his pocket! Queen. No more![1502] Ham. A king of shreds and patches—

Save me, and hover o'er me with your wings,[1504] You heavenly guards! What would your gracious figure?[1505] Queen. Alas, he's mad![1506] 105 Ham. Do you not come your tardy son to chide, That, lapsed in time and passion, lets go by[1507] The important acting of your dread command? O, say![1508] Ghost. Do not forget: this visitation 110 Is but to whet thy almost blunted purpose. But look, amazement on thy mother sits: O, step between her and her fighting soul:[1509] Conceit in weakest bodies strongest works: Speak to her, Hamlet. Ham. How is it with you, lady? 115 Queen. Alas, how is't with you, That you do bend your eye on vacancy[1510] And with the incorporal air do hold discourse?[1511] Forth at your eyes your spirits wildly peep; And, as the sleeping soldiers in the alarm, 120 Your bedded hairs, like life in excrements,[1512] Start up and stand an end. O gentle son,[1513] Upon the heat and flame of thy distemper Sprinkle cool patience. Whereon do you look? Ham. On him, on him! Look you, how pale he glares![1514] 125 His form and cause conjoin'd, preaching to stones,[1515] Would make them capable. Do not look upon me,[1516] Lest with this piteous action you convert My stern effects: then what I have to do[1517] Will want true colour; tears perchance for blood. 130 Queen. To whom do you speak this? Ham. Do you see nothing there?[1518] Queen. Nothing at all; yet all that is I see.[1519] Ham. Nor did you nothing hear? Queen. No, nothing but ourselves. Ham. Why, look you there! look, how it steals away![1520] My father, in his habit as he lived![1521] 135 Look, where he goes, even now, out at the portal![1522]

Queen. This is the very coinage of your brain: This bodiless creation ecstasy[1523] Is very cunning in.[1523] Ham. Ecstasy![1524] My pulse, as yours, doth temperately keep time, 140 And makes as healthful music: it is not madness That I have utter'd: bring me to the test,[1525] And I the matter will re-word, which madness[1526] Would gambol from. Mother, for love of grace,[1527] Lay not that flattering unction to your soul,[1528] 145 That not your trespass but my madness speaks: It will but skin and film the ulcerous place, Whiles rank corruption, mining all within,[1529] Infects unseen. Confess yourself to heaven; Repent what's past, avoid what is to come,[1530] 150 And do not spread the compost on the weeds,[1531] To make them ranker. Forgive me this my virtue,[1532][1533][1534] For in the fatness of these pursy times[1533][1535] Virtue itself of vice must pardon beg,[1533] Yea, curb and woo for leave to do him good.[1533][1536] 155 Queen. O Hamlet, thou hast cleft my heart in twain.[1537] Ham. O, throw away the worser part of it,[1538] And live the purer with the other half.[1539] Good night: but go not to my uncle's bed;[1540] Assume a virtue, if you have it not. 160 That monster, custom, who all sense doth eat,[1541][1542] Of habits devil, is angel yet in this,[1541][1542] That to the use of actions fair and good[1541] He likewise gives a frock or livery,[1541] That aptly is put on. Refrain to-night,[1541][1543] 165 And that shall lend a kind of easiness To the next abstinence; the next more easy;[1544] For use almost can change the stamp of nature,[1544][1545] And either ... the devil, or throw him out[1544][1546] With wondrous potency. Once more, good night:[1544] 170 And when you are desirous to be blest, I'll blessing beg of you. For this same lord,

I do repent: but heaven hath pleased it so,[1548] To punish me with this, and this with me,[1549] That I must be their scourge and minister. 175 I will bestow him, and will answer well The death I gave him. So, again, good night. I must be cruel, only to be kind:[1550] Thus bad begins, and worse remains behind.[1550][1551] One word more, good lady.[1552] Queen. What shall I do? 180 Ham. Not this, by no means, that I bid you do: Let the bloat king tempt you again to bed;[1553] Pinch wanton on your cheek, call you his mouse; And let him, for a pair of reechy kisses, Or paddling in your neck with his damn'd fingers, 185 Make you to ravel all this matter out,[1554] That I essentially am not in madness, But mad in craft. 'Twere good you let him know; For who, that's but a queen, fair, sober, wise, Would from a paddock, from a bat, a gib,[1555] 190 Such dear concernings hide? who would do so?[1556] No, in despite of sense and secrecy, Unpeg the basket on the house's top, Let the birds fly, and like the famous ape, To try conclusions, in the basket creep[1557] 195 And break your own neck down. Queen. Be thou assured, if words be made of breath And breath of life, I have no life to breathe[1558] What thou hast said to me. Ham. I must to England; you know that? Queen. Alack,[1559][1560] 200 I had forgot: 'tis so concluded on.[1560][1561] Ham. There's letters seal'd: and my two schoolfellows,[1562] Whom I will trust as I will adders fang'd,[1562] They bear the mandate; they must sweep my way,[1562] And marshal me to knavery. Let it work;[1562][1563] 205 For 'tis the sport to have the enginer[1562][1564] Hoist with his own petar: and't shall go hard[1562][1565] But I will delve one yard below their mines,[1562] And blow them at the moon: O, 'tis most sweet[1562] When in one line two crafts directly meet.[1562][1566] 210 This man shall set me packing:[1567] I'll lug the guts into the neighbour room. Mother, good night. Indeed this counsellor[1568] Is now most still, most secret and most grave, Who was in life a foolish prating knave.[1569] 215 Come, sir, to draw toward an end with you. Good night, mother.