SEVEN WONDERS OF THE WORLD
Reading edition
Why a pretty ankle makes a "rubber-neck." Why a Kentucky "Colonel" is a "good Judge." Why chorus girls and lobsters always go together. Why a Grass-widow objects to a raking over. Why real pains from little champagnes grow. Why there is no "Midway" on the straight and narrow path. How a man can be "half-seas-over" on land. Tale of a Tank High-ball Sad fall. Big head 'Nuff said. Muck-rakes will not be popular with trusts or officialdom,but much sought after by literateurs.
SUNDAY
MONDAY(1906) Great excitement in County Cork. Handy Skinegie bit off a piece of the Blarney stone before delivering his address on "How I hate to be rich."
TUESDAY(1925) Atlas seeks to retire from supporting the world. American-Journal-Examiner put at his service.
WEDNESDAY
THURSDAY
FRIDAY(1906) T. Roosevelt began publishing a series of short stories in the Congressional Record.
SATURDAY
JANUARY
A punch in the bowl is worth two in the face.