HELPFUL HINT FOR JULY
Reading edition
The best authorities agree that it is inadvisable to attach a pack of lighted firecrackers to the tail of the household cat—without first making sure that the insurance policy on the house has been placed in a cold storage vault. A cat loves its favorite corner when it is mentally disquieted. Carving Note: A chicken neck served to a guest is "the most unkindest cut of all."
SUNDAY(1906) Lucrezia Borgia rose to assert that she never used embalmed beef at her banquets.
MONDAY
TUESDAY(1586 B.C.) Nebuchadnezzar saw the handwriting on the wall.
(1906) John D. Rockefeller sailed for Europe.
WEDNESDAY
THURSDAY(1905) New song published by Cassie Chadwick, "I've worked every one but father."
FRIDAY
SATURDAYBoy, gun, Joy, fun, Gun bust. Boy dust.
JULY
Friendship is between men a convenience; between women, a commodity.