DECKLE-EDGE FRECKLES
Reading edition
Summer begins June 20. By this time your freckles ought to have a good start. Do you know what a freckle is, children? It is a golden-brown splash on the northwest corner of a young woman's nose, although her dearest friend says it is a fright. A freckle is the same to a druggist as a pipe line is to Rockefeller—ready money and a lot of it. One large deckle-edge freckle will cause a girl to buy nine kinds of cold cream, a dozen lemons, a pint of three-*ply acid, and a gross of poudre-de-phiz every Saturday afternoon. All this gives vigor to the freckle. Incendiary Warning: To save money from fire,—don't burn it. Etiquette Query: Is the game worth the scandal?
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MONDAYAbout a year ago the Ground 'og cast a shadow in Packingtown.
What's the answer?
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WEDNESDAY(1904) It was reported that Cassie Chadwick and 'Lijah Dowie had formed a Confidence Trust, whereupon Madam Bartrand prayed the Interstate Commerce Commission to issue an injunction against them under the plea of restraint of trade. The injunction was issued, and withdrawn later when the Supreme Court decided that confidence was too universal to be made the basis of a monopoly.
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The poet associates his larks with high heaven; the realist associates his larks with high-balls.