HELPFUL HINT FOR APRIL
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Have you ever thought how much money you waste in paying rent? Now that you are about to sign a new lease, it is time to ponder this subject. Say you pay $50 a month rent. That is $600 a year. Think! If you should pay rent for two thousand years you would waste as much money as Pierpont Muchgain makes on a little deal in railroads of a dull afternoon. Keeping Lent Jones borrowed my umbrella. I now know what he meant When he said it was his custom To religiously keep lent. Health Hint: For that tired feeling take a good doze of sleep. To Make the World Brighter: Use hope and soap.
SUNDAYIt's not the loss of life makes death bitter, it's the obituaries. —D. Ceest.
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TUESDAY(1901-'02-'03-'04-'05-'06, etc.) A large large section of the coal miners of Pennsylvania struck because the operators used non-union-made tooth powder.
(1906) Kentucky went prohibition by a tremendous minority.
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The wind may be tempered to the shorn lamb, but the wolf gets equal benefit, just the same.