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The Foolish Almanak for Anuthur Year

For Anuthur Year

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THE FURST CINC THE INTRODUKSHUN OV THE MUK-RAKE IN MAGAZEEN GARDNING, AND THE SPELING REFORM OV OWR LANGWIJ

By THEODOR ROSYFELT

Thair hay bin uthur Yearz but non like this. Thingz wil Hapn.

313 Dayz wil kum and 313 Dayz wil go and thair wil be 52 Sundayz evn in the best regulayted Familiz. Thair wil be at leest wun 23 for yu in eech munth.

LIFE WITHOUT IT WIL BE UN-SEAZOND

By kind Purmishun ov the Jawn D. Rawkyfelurs the Sun and Moon wil be purmitted 2 Arize and Shine. The Shuberts wil regulayte the Starz, and the Planits wil du the best they kan.

Hetty Green and J. Peerpont Morgun have garanteed the Wethur.

WITH APOLOGIZ TO THE KARNAGY SPELING SKOOL

PURPETRAYTED, WITH THE AID OV WALLACE GOLDSMITH'S PICTURZ, BY

JOHN W. LUCE AND COMPANY BOSTON 1906 LONDON

Copyright, 1906, by John W. Luce & Company Boston, Mass., U. S. A.

The Plimpton Press Norwood Mass. U.S.A.

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