HELPFUL HINT FOR OCTOBER
Reading edition
If you have carelessly left your ermine muff and neck-piece where the moths have attacked it during the summer, an easy and simple way to remedy the damage will be—but wait! Maybe you haven't any ermine muff and neck-piece. Far be it from us to touch a tender spot. She—(very décolleté). How far do you think a girl ought to go toward revealing the secrets of her heart? He—(sizing her up). Well, I should say you'd gone about the limit. Footwear Advice: Two empty bananas make a very good pair of slippers. Health Hint: There is no sure cure for laziness, but a second wife may relieve it.
SUNDAYThere was a young man from St. Louis Who'd eat nothing else but chop souis, A habit he learned When his medals he earned In the fight at Manila with Douis!
MONDAY
TUESDAY(1196) Diet at Wurzburg—beer and pretzels.
WEDNESDAY
THURSDAY"Half a suit of pajamas is better than no nightie." —Hindoo Proverb.
FRIDAY
SATURDAY
OCTOBER
The easiest way to put a baby to sleep is the rockiest way.