FAMILY TREES
Reading edition
Men are luckless farmers, Their Family Trees will show, For many who grafted Peaches Are ruined by their Blow. Golf Rule: If you strike your partner, while driving, the stroke counts against him. Health Note: To cure palpitation of the heart, it is best to ask her at once and have it over with.
SUNDAYGENEALOGICAL NOTE
Any low-browed, brindle rooster Can kerdoodle if he choose ter And strut about and cackle, "Tra la la!" But an incubator chicken Hatched by steam's a mighty slick un' If it's wise enough to recognize its ma.
MONDAY
TUESDAY
WEDNESDAY
THURSDAY(1640) Torture abolished in England.
(1906) Corsets still worn.
FRIDAYLaw now off on certain fish. Get the hook.
SATURDAY
NOVEMBER
Home is where you are not allowed to sit on the sofa pillows.