RARE RECIPES
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TO MAKE A LIVING: To one old woman with money add "soft-soap" to her taste. Sweeten with gush. Mix with a wedding ceremony and shake quickly when you have her money. TO MAKE ANGEL-FOOD: Take a "peach" with red lips. Add a shadynook. Sweeten with kisses. Serve in the moonlight. TO PRESERVE MONEY: Take a roll of "yellow-backs" from whoever has one. Mix with all the money you can borrow. Put in a strong-box and let it stand till the police have forgotten you. Repeat the process and cover with a prominent part in church affairs. Entomological Note: In Washington the Katy-dids now say Teddy did, Teddy didn't. Home Hint: Servant girls should be picked early this month. If picked green they often last the whole winter. It is inadvisable to pick them too fresh.
SUNDAY(1296) Society of "Merchant Adventurers" established by John, of Biabaut.
(1901) Steal Trust organized by Morgan, of New York.
MONDAY
TUESDAY"One may write for the Ladies' Home Journal without having to read it." —Kudyard Ripling.
WEDNESDAY
THURSDAY(15,001 B.C.) Venus explains platonic friendship to Adonis.
FRIDAY
SATURDAY(575 B.C.) Horatius beat Lars Porsena at a game of bridge.
OCTOBER
There's many a cup 'twixt the office and the ferry slip.