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The Foolish Almanak for Anuthur Year

ODD FACTS

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Eve did not use face powder. Methuselah developed peculiarities as he grew old. It is said that he never paid a telephone or gas bill. Samson had his whims. He never went into vaudeville. Noah never cared to take the children to see the animals at the circus. Goliath was another who thought he had one good fight left in him. Christopher Columbus did not go on the lecture platform to tell of his travels. Napoleon always played solitaire before going into a battle; he couldn't run the deck out, and it made him so angry he just had to lick somebody. Euclid invented geometry rather than design dress patterns for his wife. Socrates was henpecked, and was one of the greatest philosophers in the world—but the rule does not hold good any longer. Weather Sign: A spoony pair under an umbrella is a sign of a rain beau. To Cure a Morning Headache: Be a little more abstemious the night before.

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SUNDAY

MONDAY(1875) First train ran through the Hoosac Tunnel. Hobson too young to be present.

TUESDAY(1793) Washington D.C. named in honor of Washington deceased.

WEDNESDAY

THURSDAY

FRIDAYIt was in this month that S. N. Akes left Ireland. Located in Bellevue Hospital, N. Y.

SATURDAY

MARCH

When you see a man pushing a baby carriage, it is a sign that he has trouble before him.

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