Punch - Volume 25 (Jul-Dec 1853)Volume 25 — THE STORY OF A PORTRAIT.Reading editionChapter navigation484 reading sectionsGo to chapterChoose a chapter…Front matterVOLUME XXV.——JULY TO DECEMBER, 1853.NOTES.MR. PUNCH IN DUBLIN.A NEW TURN IN THE TEMPERANCE MOVEMENT.CRYSTAL NUNNERIES.CANVAS TOWNS.CIVIL (VERY CIVIL) WAR AT CHOBHAM.CHARACTER IN A BLUE BAG.THE HARDEST OF ALL SWEARING.THE GREAT INDIAN FACT.A WITNESS ON AN ELECTION COMMITTEE.A LIST OF INDEXES.OUR HONEYMOON.GARDENS WITHOUT A WATERPOT.A HINT FROM THE GALLERY.MRS. MAGNALL'S HISTORICAL QUESTIONS"THE SOLDIER'S DREAM."OUR HONEYMOON.THE BREAKSPEARE TESTIMONIAL.PUNCH AT A ROYAL CHRISTENING.CHOKING IN THE ARMY.SPIRITUAL MANIFESTATIONS GOING A-HEAD!THE KEY TO THE RUSSIAN QUESTION.ENTERPRISING UNDERTAKERS.THE GREAT CAB REFORM.STANZAS TO ERIN.INSPECTION OF CAVALRY BY GENERAL PUNCH.BORE AT THE BRITISH MUSEUM.RUSSIAN REASONS.DOMESTIC RESULTS OF THE CAMP.A FLOURISHING BUSINESS.OUR QUARTER'S ACCOUNT.ELECTIONS WITH ACCOMPANIMENTS."SURE DERBYITES."INFINITESIMAL LOGIC.A HELP TO JEWISH EMANCIPATION.TO PROFESSOR FARADAY.THE JOKE OF THE SESSION.PAPA TO HIS HEIR.LAW ON ITS LAST LEGS.THE RE-CHRISTENING OF THE BOSPHORUS.A DAUGHTER OF THE CAMP.THE NEW CAB ACT.CHAGRIN FOR OLD COMMODORES.POISONOUS PUFFS.THE ECCLESIASTICAL AUCTION MART.OUR METEOROLOGICAL REPORT.A BIG BROTHER OF MERCY.THE EARL-KING;OUR HONEYMOON.WHAT I SAW, HEARD, AND THOUGHT AT CHOBHAM.WHAT IS A CABMAN'S MILE?THE OLDEST CHANCERY SUIT IN THE WORLD.WILD FLOWERS FROM CANADA.GOLD FOUND IN ENGLAND.THE HAT-MOVING TRICK.WHAT IS THE HOUSE OF KEYS?THE POTMAN AND THE PRÆTOR.—(A LAY OF THE MIDDLESEX SESSIONS).A HINT.ANOTHER INSULT TO IRELAND.NUTS FOR NOTES AND QUERIES.OUR ANCIENT NICHOLAS.THOUGHTS ON THE SAVAGE LIONS OF LONDON.MILITARY INTELLIGENCE.MORNINGTON'S CHALLENGE.THE DISCOUNTER'S DIRGE.THE CABMAN'S BEST FRIEND.OUR HONEYMOON.MARKET AND TRADE REPORT.SAPPHICS OF THE CABSTAND.PEDESTRIANISM AT ST. STEPHEN'S.PAX VOBISCUM.BRICKS.SPIRITED CONDUCT OF MR. CHARLES KEAN.THE PUBLIC'S ADDRESS TO HIS CABMAN.THE GREAT CHOBHAM CAMPAIGN.THE LAST OF THE PAUPERS.THE MAD CABMAN'S SONG OF SIXPENCE.SONGS OF THE MENDICANTS.GREAT JEW MEETING.A WASTE OF SYMPATHY.MARTIN IN JACK'S GOWN; OR, MAWWORM WELL ACTED.THE JOLLY OLD WATERMAN.CURE FOR THE CONSCIENCE MONEY MANIA.THE GAME IN THE EAST.THE LAMENT OF THE PORTSMOUTH SLOPSELLER.OUR HONEYMOON.THE WOMAN'S ELEVATION LEAGUE.THE KENSINGTON BUS-MEN.THE NEW CAB ACT.OUR MUDDY METROPOLIS.BEWARE! BEWARE! BEWARE!ROSES OF SHARON FOR AUSTRALIA.THE CABMAN AND HIS GOOD AND EVIL REPORT.BAD BEER WITH A GOOD NAME.THE UNPROTECTED FEMALE IN WANT OF A CAB.A NEW CHAPTER IN THE ROMANCE OF KING ARTHUR.FRIENDS OF CABMANITY.RECOVERY FROM THE CABMEN'S STRIKE.PETITION FROM THE MEDICAL PROFESSION.THE CABMAN AND HIS PINT OF STOUT.—A Fable.STRIKE OF THE WIVES OF ENGLAND.WANTED, A NOBLEMAN!ST. LUKE'S AND ST. STEPHEN'S.THE BETTING HOUSE DEPUTATION.THE TEA-TOTAL MOVEMENT.THE REAL SMOKE NUISANCE.A GROWL FROM THE SCOTTISH LION.A CHANCE FOR THE POOR CLERGY.LOVE'S LABOUR LOST AT LIMERICK.THE RETURN TO DUTY.THE TAILOR ASSASSIN.KENILWORTH CHURCH AND KENILWORTH CASTLE.STRIKING CIRCUMSTANCES.THE POPULAR LAURIE BALLADWONDERS OF THE DEEP.SHOCKING LANGUAGE.MR. PETERLOO BROWN'S EXAMINATION OF THE OXFORD STATUTES.SONG—RIPEFORAJAIL.SPHERES OF REAL USEFULNESS.WHAT IS A MILE?A CABMAN'S PROTEST AGAINST THE HINJUSTICE OF THE HACT.EXHIBITION OF POLITICAL INDUSTRY.A CAROL ON CAROLINE CHISOLM.OUR HONEYMOON.THE MILESTONE TREADMILL.AN ANSWER TO THE EASTERN QUESTION.PASSPORTS IMPROVED.The Vegetarians in the North.THE BATTLE OF SPITHEAD.SPECIAL REVIEW OF THE FLEET.PARLIAMENTARY BULLETIN.WHO SENDS ALL THE CONSCIENCE-MONEY?SONGS OF THE MENDICANTS.MR. PETERLOO BROWN'S EXAMINATION OF THE OXFORD STATUTES.THE DOOM OF WESTMINSTER BRIDGE.OUR YOUNG LADY AT SPITHEAD.RESOURCE FOR YOUNG LADIES.A CIVIL CABMAN'S SAUCE.EL VERDADERO DESCUBRIMIENTO D'IXIMAYA.SABBATARIAN TEMPERANCE MEETING AT GLASGOW.THE BOUNCE OF A PISTOL.HOMŒOPATHY SUPERSEDED.IMAGINARY PLAY-BILL.LESSON FOR INNOCENT CABMEN.BREAKING-UP DAY AT WESTMINSTER.FUMIGATION OF THE THAMES.A Naval Blunderbuss.FAREWELL TO THE CAMP.THE INQUISITION AT MALTA.A HINT TO BELGRAVIA, TYBURNIA, CADOGANIA, &c. &c.PEDESTRIANISM VERY EXTRAORDINARY.BRITISH OBSEQUIES IN SPAIN"WE NEVER SELL OUR APPOINTMENTS."OUR TOURIST IN PARIS.ALARMING RAILWAY ACCIDENT.OUR HONEYMOON.GREAT CATCHES.THE BRITISH CONSULATE AT BOULOGNE.THE PLOUGHBOY'S DOOM!LEADING ARTICLE FOR OLD LADIES.MR. PETERLOO BROWN'S EXAMINATION OF THE OXFORD STATUTES.THE MONEY MARKET FOR INFANT MINDS.FLOWERS OF THE TOWZERY PLANT.OUR TOURIST IN PARIS. No. 2.A LION RAMPANT MAD.THE HOUSE OF FAME.NEW AMERICAN MOVEMENT.A BISHOP IN DISTRESS.CHINA AND BACK—IN NO TIME!TO CORRESPONDENTS.SAINT CABBIE!REVIEW OF THE MEDICAL LINE.A SHOE-LANE RALEIGH!REMARKABLE SELF-SACRIFICE.A CHAUNT.THE GUILLOTINE IN CHINA.EVIL EYESIGHT.GREAT CURE AND SMALL PAY.THE CHELSEA GHOST.A CONSULTATION "IN ARTICULO."LOUIS NAPOLEON AT BOULOGNE.AUTUMNAL PROMOTIONS.THE ENGLISH HIPPOPOTAMUS, AT THE ZOOLOGICAL GARDENS, TO THE FRENCH DITTO, AT THE "JARDIN DES PLANTES."MR. PUNCH IN CHINA.HINT TO RAILWAY ROGUES.QUEEN CHRISTINA IN ENGLAND.AN OMNIBUSIAN SONG.COTTON AFLOAT.PERVERSION OF A CLERGYMAN.THE DISAPPOINTED DIRECTOR.OCEAN MELODIES.A NUISANCE.A NEW ZODIACAL LIGHT.OUR TOURIST IN PARIS.—No. 3.A MUSICAL PUMP.LINES ON THE BURIAL OF A BRITISH PROTESTANT IN SPAIN.THE LAWYERS ABROAD.THE CLOTH AND THE PLUSH.A CITY WITHOUT SMOKE!ANOTHER INSULT FROM THE SAXON.A CLERK PAID IN KIND.CLASSICALITIES FOR THE NEW COINAGE.PUNCH'S POTATO PROPHECY.DISRAELI'S COAT AND BADGE.IRON BARS OF MUSIC.OUR TOURIST IN PARIS.—No. 4.SPIRITED CONDUCT OF A PUBLIC COMPANY.PAT'S WELCOME TO THE REAPING-MACHINE.PRINCE ALBERT, THE CZAR, AND THE TURK.TAVERN EXPERIENCE.A TRAP TO CATCH A MOONCALF.PEBBLES PICKED UP AT THE SEA-SHORE.SONG OF THE TRANSPLANTED SHAMROCK.THE INSTITUTION OF OUR SPECTRE OF CHELSEA.NEUTRALITY IN PLUSH.BRITISH ENTERPRISE.DEAR ENTERTAINMENT FOR DEAR CREATURES.KING CHOLERA'S PROCESSION.OPINIONS OF OUR CONTEMPORARIES.SHORT AND SAPONACEOUS.THE CHELSEA GHOST.OUR TOURIST IN PARIS.—No. 5.FRENCH TIES AND DYNAS-TIES.BRITISH REASONS FOR BOULOGNE ADDRESS.THE FAT OF THE LAND AND LAMBETH.EDITORIAL CANDOUR.ALARMING ACCIDENT.THE POPE'S POST OBIT.VESTED RIGHT.A NEW DEPARTMENT OF FLUNKEYISM.INFALLIBLE BUBBLES.THE AGE OF COMPLIMENTS.THE ORGAN BOY'S APPEAL.PRISON DISCIPLINARIANS.THE CROWN OF HUNGARY.A WORD FOR THE HOTEL-KEEPERS.A LITTLE MONEY QUESTION.LE GRAND OPERA ENRHUMÉ.OBSTRUCTING THE PAVEMENT."THE BONES OF PAGANINI."THAT VERY SMALL (POLITICAL) PARTY.THE LANDLORDS' MEETING AT THE LONDON COFFEE HOUSE.SHAMEFUL INTIMIDATION OF AN OLD GENTLEMAN.THEOCRACY OF RUSSIA.OUR BEAUTIFUL FASHIONS OF THE PRESENT DAY."ENOUGH'S AS GOOD AS A FEAST."MANNERS AND CUSTOMS."THE PLAGUE WITHIN OUR GATES."OUR TOURIST IN PARIS.—No. 6.THE CROWN OF ST. STEPHEN.HOW TO PAY YOUR TAXES.OUR SHABBY CONTEMPORARIESCIVIC SIMPLICITY.MILITARY REWARDS IN CHINA.SIGNS MADE SYMBOLS.THE EMPEROR AT BOULOGNEFREEBOOTER OF THE CASTLE.A CASE OF CLEAN HANDS.ANOTHER INSULT TO IRELAND!MAHOGANY POSSESSED.SIGNS OF THE TIMES.ANOTHER MONEY QUESTION.THE PAROCHIAL MUDLARK.TREMENDOUS EFFECTS OF A KISS.GRAND SCENA FROM OBERON.AN AFFAIR WITH THE (KNIGHTSBRIDGE) CAFFRES.THE PARSON'S PARLIAMENT.OUR CITY ARTICLE.THE IMPERTINENCE OF SCIENCE.OUR TOURIST IN PARIS.—No. 7.GRAND DRAMATIC APRÈS DÉJEÛNER.PROSPECTS OF A HAPPY PATH OF EMPERORS.THE LORD MAYOR'S SHOW FOR 1853!THE TRUMPET OF BATTLE.QUESTIONABLE ADVERTISEMENTS.THE INN-FLUENZA.RANDOM RECORDS OF A RUN THROUGH CERTAIN CONTINENTAL COUNTRIES.TO THE NOBLE AIRLFESTIVITIES IN SOUTHWARK.THE ETRUSCAN PATTERN.THE PEACE SPECTACLE IN SCOTLAND.A TRANSPORTED AUDIENCE.VERY GOOD OF THE POPE.RUSSIAN "MOUCHES" IN EDINBURGH.MEETING OF THE RABBITS.A LUNDY FOOT LINGUIST.THE OLD FLAG.HOW WE ARE OFF FOR SOAP!BULLY BOTTOM.SOMETHING IN A SIGN.IMPROVEMENTS OF LONDON VERSUS THE IMPROVEMENTS OF PARIS.HOW EPHRAIM SMUG SPOKE AGAINST POLICE AT THE VESTRY, AND DIDN'T PERSUADE PEOPLE.OUR TOURIST IN PARIS.—NO. 8.LARVÆ OF THE CITY OF LONDON.A LITERARY MILLIONAIRE.A HOWL FROM THE HIPPOPOTAMUS.TO FIGHT OR NOT TO FIGHT? THAT IS THE QUESTION.DID YOU EVER?HOTEL AND TRAVELLING EXPENSES.LARES AND PENATES FOR THE POTHOUSE.LIBEL ON THE PRINCE OF WALES.PHOTOGRAPHIC "GLIMPSES OF THE MOON."PARSONS AND DOCTORS.POETRY FOR THE PEACE CONFERENCE."THE COMING STRUGGLE."A ROYAL "LUNCH" PREVENTED.EXIT G. V. BROOKE.—ENTER TOM BARRY.THE "VOW OF POVERTY."THE GOD OF THE RUSSIANSINFECTION GLEBE.OUR TOURIST IN PARIS.—No. 9.DRAT THE EASTERN QUESTION!THE FINE OLD ENGLISH INNKEEPER.THE STARVED-OUT COMMISSION OF SEWERS.THE ARMS OF ENGLAND,MARRIAGE IN "MEDIOCRE" LIFE.THE TIGHT BLOCKADE.A SPORTING REGIMENT.PIUS PINGUIS.ASTONISHING AND GENEROUS EXERTION BY CATHEDRAL CLERGYMEN.NASAL INTELLIGENCE.A CHAUNT FOR THE CHOUSED.JAMES'S POWDER, AND HIS SQUIB.RURAL SELF-DENIAL CLUBS.SINGING-BOYS MINUS SEVENPENCE AT ST. PAUL'S.THE LOVER'S FAREWELL TO PALE ALE.LITERATURE AT LOW WATER MARK.SHAVING BY MACHINERY.MEMORIAL TO BELLOT.THE CLAIMS OF SCOTLAND.THE GOOSE CLUBS.LETTERS FROM THE BOSPHORUS.FORTUNE-TELLERS FOR NATIONS.DOLOURS OF ST. DUNSTAN'S IN THE WEST.A PEACEFUL SOLICITOR.DR. CANTWELL'S INCOME-TAX MADE EASY.THE DYE OF GUILT.AN ARMY OF RESERVE.THE PRIDE OF ENGLAND.OUR TOURIST IN PARIS.—No. 10WOMEN'S RIGHTS—MEN'S NOSES.BURGLARY AND BRONCHITIS PREVENTED.THE FAST MEN OF EDINBURGH.THE GOD HYMEN TO THE DEMI-GOD PUNCH.MARRIAGE RITES IN HIGH LIFE.PLAYHOUSE PEGS.EVERY CONVICT HIS OWN CHESTERFIELD.PAYING CULPRITS THROUGH THE NOSE.A THEATRICAL TITLES' BILL WANTED.CRUEL TREATMENT OF THE POOR AND LOWLY.NOBLE CONDUCT OF MESSRS. COBDEN AND BRIGHT.HANOVER IN BRONZE.SPORTING AT WINDSOR.IN EAST AND NORTH.A CLOSE CONTRIVANCE AT WINCHESTER!PUNCH THE ONLY RECOGNISED PROMOTER OF LITERATURE.A LETTER AND AN ANSWER.A REGULAR NUISANCE.ARISTOCRACY AND ITS ANTIPODES.THE SHERIFFS' DINNERS AT NEWGATE.PLATO'S REPUBLIC PERFECT.HOW EUROPE MAY BE SAVED!CRUEL KING COAL.MRS. JANE GIMLET TO MRS. JUDITH PUNCH.PALMERSTON'S NOTICES TO CORRESPONDENTS.THE HIGH-METTLED RAZOR.WHYS FOR THE WISE.LORD SID-NEE'S SHOW.JUSTICE TO SCOTLAND.THE KING OF THE CITY.THE DEMON OF THE CUPBOARD.A BISHOP ON "THINGS SOLID."THE LAST PROCLAMATION.CHEAP LIGHTNING-POSTAGE.JUSTICE FOR LONDON.THE AGRICULTURAL INQUISITION.FLUSHING A SEWER.—A CITIZEN'S DREAM.KING LEOPOLD REPORTS PROGRESS.THE INNKEEPER RHYMER.THE ALBERT STATUE MOVEMENT.CLOWNS OF THE NEW SCHOOL.THE POST OFFICE LONDON DIRECTORY FOR 1854.SONGS OF THE GEOLOGICAL SOCIETY.COBDEN ON EVIL SPIRITS.IMAGINARY CONVERSATION.COURTESY AND CONTROVERSY.THE BARRISTERS OF ENGLAND!THE CITY INQUISITION.PRINCE PUNCH TO PRINCE ALBERT.POSTAL ECONOMY AT GLASGOW.CURE FOR SMOKY CHILDRENPLAIN FARE AT THE PALACE.REMARKABLE TRIBUTE OF SIDEREAL APPROBATION TO MR. HIND.A GREAT ANCHOVY CASE.DANUBIAN HOMICIDE.DIDDLESEX SESSIONS.THE PRICE OF A LORD MAYOR'S GOWN.THE CLEVER CLOWN NUISANCE.AN ALBANY FOR THE MILLION."THE UPHOLSTERER TO THE MONUMENT."PERSPICUITY OF RED TAPE.THE DIGNITY OF TRADE.ST. CROSS STINGO, OTHERWISE KNOWN AS GUILDFORD DEMI X ALE.THE BAR AND THE LIBERTY OF THE SUBJECT.THEATRICAL NOVELTIES.A REAL SCOTTISH GRIEVANCE.MODEL RAILWAY MEETING.PUNCH'S PRIZE JOKE SHOW.THE MOUSTACHE AND BEARD QUESTION.THE BRIGHT CITY.SOMETHING OUTRAGEOUS.THE SONG OF THE CITY REMEMBRANCER.A MIDDLESEX BALLAD.THE ROYAL EXCHANGE CLOCK.NEWS FROM THE THEATRE OF WAR.READING THE (DRAMATIC) STARS.OUR TOURIST IN PARIS.—No. 11.RUSSIAN REVOLUTIONISTS.A DONKEY AND A MAYOR.OBITUARY A LITTLE IN ADVANCE.THE FRENCH "FUSION" AT FROHSDORF.SHOCKING LOW CHURCH!THE AUTOCRAT'S ANTHEM.THE STORY OF A PORTRAIT.MRS. JANE GIMLET ON "STRIKES."VISIT OF THE THAMES AND MEDWAYTHE EXCHANGE CHIMES.PENAL DANCING FOR THE PROTECTION OF WOMEN.THE SCOTCH PEERAGE IN PERIL.THE "FUSION" OF THE BEERBUNG COUSINS.ST. CECILIA AND ST. HELEN.FASHION AND INFLUENZA.THE MANCHESTER SCHOOL OF POETRY.THE EXPENSE OF MAKING A BARON.THE TURTLE BENEVOLENT ASSOCIATIONSHORTCOMING OF THE CITY.AN INJUDICIOUS PATRIOT.TABLE TURNING AND TRUE PIETY.HUMAN COPYING MACHINES.THE REASON OF PRISON EXPENDITURE."A STATUE TO ALBERT"A PLAN FOR THE SIMPLIFICATION OF PUBLIC ORATORY.AGRICULTURAL BRUISERS.CORPORATION TABLE TALK.FACTS FOR COCKNEY NATURALISTS.CENTRALIZATION IN THE CITY.LEGAL CURIOSITY.PALMERSTON PERPLEXED.NICHOLAS'S DREAM.CURIOSITIES OF THE CATTLE SHOW.THE HERO OF A HUNDRED HURDLES.THE PRINCE, THE PIGS, AND THE PARASITES.THE TROUSER MIND.PROPOSALS FOR A NEW ART OF PUFFING.PROPHETS IN THE PARLOUR—GYPSIES IN THE KITCHEN.A GOOD HATER OF BLUE-STOCKINGS.PHRENOLOGICAL ORGAN MUSIC.MRS. JANE GIMLET ON "CRUELTY TO WIVES."NEGLECTED SCOTLAND.GARE LA GAROTTE.PUNCH AND HIS PIPPINS.HARD DEALING WITH A HAWKER.DEBATE ON THE HUDSON QUESTION.THE FASHIONABLE ZOOLOGICAL STAR.EXPOSTULATION WITH PALMERSTON.CLERGYMEN IN THE FARCE OF "TURNING THE TABLES."SURE SYMPTOMS OF CHRISTMAS.OUR BOTTLE-HOLDER.AN AMERICAN JOKE EXPLAINED.CHARITY FOR CHURCHMEN.THE ALDERMAN'S HOPE.A VOICE FROM THE OMNIBUS-BOX.LIFE AND DEATH ASSURANCE.THE WAITS TO THE CZAR.THE CAB QUESTION IN A NEW LIGHT.THE HANWELL COOKERY BOOK.SERJEANT ADAMS ON A KNOTTY POINT.CLERICAL TABLE-TURNERS AND SPIRIT-RAPPERS.CATCHING PEOPLE'S EYES.A TRUMPET WITH A COLD.CHRISTMAS WAITS EXTRAORDINARY.MISSISSIPPI BREAKING HER BONDS.Previous chapter ←Volume 25 — THE AUTOCRAT'S ANTHEM.Next chapter →Volume 25 — MRS. JANE GIMLET ON "STRIKES."All chapters and sections (484)Opening pagesFront matterSections25Volume 25 · Other sectionsNOTES.MR. PUNCH IN DUBLIN.A NEW TURN IN THE TEMPERANCE MOVEMENT.CRYSTAL NUNNERIES.CANVAS TOWNS.CIVIL (VERY CIVIL) WAR AT CHOBHAM.CHARACTER IN A BLUE BAG.THE HARDEST OF ALL SWEARING.THE GREAT INDIAN FACT.A WITNESS ON AN ELECTION COMMITTEE.A LIST OF INDEXES.OUR HONEYMOON.GARDENS WITHOUT A WATERPOT.A HINT FROM THE GALLERY.MRS. MAGNALL'S HISTORICAL QUESTIONS"THE SOLDIER'S DREAM."OUR HONEYMOON.THE BREAKSPEARE TESTIMONIAL.PUNCH AT A ROYAL CHRISTENING.CHOKING IN THE ARMY.SPIRITUAL MANIFESTATIONS GOING A-HEAD!THE KEY TO THE RUSSIAN QUESTION.ENTERPRISING UNDERTAKERS.THE GREAT CAB REFORM.STANZAS TO ERIN.INSPECTION OF CAVALRY BY GENERAL PUNCH.BORE AT THE BRITISH MUSEUM.RUSSIAN REASONS.DOMESTIC RESULTS OF THE CAMP.A FLOURISHING BUSINESS.OUR QUARTER'S ACCOUNT.ELECTIONS WITH ACCOMPANIMENTS."SURE DERBYITES."INFINITESIMAL LOGIC.A HELP TO JEWISH EMANCIPATION.TO PROFESSOR FARADAY.THE JOKE OF THE SESSION.PAPA TO HIS HEIR.LAW ON ITS LAST LEGS.THE RE-CHRISTENING OF THE BOSPHORUS.A DAUGHTER OF THE CAMP.THE NEW CAB ACT.CHAGRIN FOR OLD COMMODORES.POISONOUS PUFFS.THE ECCLESIASTICAL AUCTION MART.OUR METEOROLOGICAL REPORT.A BIG BROTHER OF MERCY.THE EARL-KING;OUR HONEYMOON.WHAT I SAW, HEARD, AND THOUGHT AT CHOBHAM.WHAT IS A CABMAN'S MILE?THE OLDEST CHANCERY SUIT IN THE WORLD.WILD FLOWERS FROM CANADA.GOLD FOUND IN ENGLAND.THE HAT-MOVING TRICK.WHAT IS THE HOUSE OF KEYS?THE POTMAN AND THE PRÆTOR.—(A LAY OF THE MIDDLESEX SESSIONS).A HINT.ANOTHER INSULT TO IRELAND.NUTS FOR NOTES AND QUERIES.OUR ANCIENT NICHOLAS.THOUGHTS ON THE SAVAGE LIONS OF LONDON.MILITARY INTELLIGENCE.MORNINGTON'S CHALLENGE.THE DISCOUNTER'S DIRGE.THE CABMAN'S BEST FRIEND.OUR HONEYMOON.MARKET AND TRADE REPORT.SAPPHICS OF THE CABSTAND.PEDESTRIANISM AT ST. STEPHEN'S.PAX VOBISCUM.BRICKS.SPIRITED CONDUCT OF MR. CHARLES KEAN.THE PUBLIC'S ADDRESS TO HIS CABMAN.THE GREAT CHOBHAM CAMPAIGN.THE LAST OF THE PAUPERS.THE MAD CABMAN'S SONG OF SIXPENCE.SONGS OF THE MENDICANTS.GREAT JEW MEETING.A WASTE OF SYMPATHY.MARTIN IN JACK'S GOWN; OR, MAWWORM WELL ACTED.THE JOLLY OLD WATERMAN.CURE FOR THE CONSCIENCE MONEY MANIA.THE GAME IN THE EAST.THE LAMENT OF THE PORTSMOUTH SLOPSELLER.OUR HONEYMOON.THE WOMAN'S ELEVATION LEAGUE.THE KENSINGTON BUS-MEN.THE NEW CAB ACT.OUR MUDDY METROPOLIS.BEWARE! BEWARE! BEWARE!ROSES OF SHARON FOR AUSTRALIA.THE CABMAN AND HIS GOOD AND EVIL REPORT.BAD BEER WITH A GOOD NAME.THE UNPROTECTED FEMALE IN WANT OF A CAB.A NEW CHAPTER IN THE ROMANCE OF KING ARTHUR.FRIENDS OF CABMANITY.RECOVERY FROM THE CABMEN'S STRIKE.PETITION FROM THE MEDICAL PROFESSION.THE CABMAN AND HIS PINT OF STOUT.—A Fable.STRIKE OF THE WIVES OF ENGLAND.WANTED, A NOBLEMAN!ST. LUKE'S AND ST. STEPHEN'S.THE BETTING HOUSE DEPUTATION.THE TEA-TOTAL MOVEMENT.THE REAL SMOKE NUISANCE.A GROWL FROM THE SCOTTISH LION.A CHANCE FOR THE POOR CLERGY.LOVE'S LABOUR LOST AT LIMERICK.THE RETURN TO DUTY.THE TAILOR ASSASSIN.KENILWORTH CHURCH AND KENILWORTH CASTLE.STRIKING CIRCUMSTANCES.THE POPULAR LAURIE BALLADWONDERS OF THE DEEP.SHOCKING LANGUAGE.MR. PETERLOO BROWN'S EXAMINATION OF THE OXFORD STATUTES.SONG—RIPEFORAJAIL.SPHERES OF REAL USEFULNESS.WHAT IS A MILE?A CABMAN'S PROTEST AGAINST THE HINJUSTICE OF THE HACT.EXHIBITION OF POLITICAL INDUSTRY.A CAROL ON CAROLINE CHISOLM.OUR HONEYMOON.THE MILESTONE TREADMILL.AN ANSWER TO THE EASTERN QUESTION.PASSPORTS IMPROVED.The Vegetarians in the North.THE BATTLE OF SPITHEAD.SPECIAL REVIEW OF THE FLEET.PARLIAMENTARY BULLETIN.WHO SENDS ALL THE CONSCIENCE-MONEY?SONGS OF THE MENDICANTS.MR. PETERLOO BROWN'S EXAMINATION OF THE OXFORD STATUTES.THE DOOM OF WESTMINSTER BRIDGE.OUR YOUNG LADY AT SPITHEAD.RESOURCE FOR YOUNG LADIES.A CIVIL CABMAN'S SAUCE.EL VERDADERO DESCUBRIMIENTO D'IXIMAYA.SABBATARIAN TEMPERANCE MEETING AT GLASGOW.THE BOUNCE OF A PISTOL.HOMŒOPATHY SUPERSEDED.IMAGINARY PLAY-BILL.LESSON FOR INNOCENT CABMEN.BREAKING-UP DAY AT WESTMINSTER.FUMIGATION OF THE THAMES.A Naval Blunderbuss.FAREWELL TO THE CAMP.THE INQUISITION AT MALTA.A HINT TO BELGRAVIA, TYBURNIA, CADOGANIA, &c. &c.PEDESTRIANISM VERY EXTRAORDINARY.BRITISH OBSEQUIES IN SPAIN"WE NEVER SELL OUR APPOINTMENTS."OUR TOURIST IN PARIS.ALARMING RAILWAY ACCIDENT.OUR HONEYMOON.GREAT CATCHES.THE BRITISH CONSULATE AT BOULOGNE.THE PLOUGHBOY'S DOOM!LEADING ARTICLE FOR OLD LADIES.MR. PETERLOO BROWN'S EXAMINATION OF THE OXFORD STATUTES.THE MONEY MARKET FOR INFANT MINDS.FLOWERS OF THE TOWZERY PLANT.OUR TOURIST IN PARIS. No. 2.A LION RAMPANT MAD.THE HOUSE OF FAME.NEW AMERICAN MOVEMENT.A BISHOP IN DISTRESS.CHINA AND BACK—IN NO TIME!TO CORRESPONDENTS.SAINT CABBIE!REVIEW OF THE MEDICAL LINE.A SHOE-LANE RALEIGH!REMARKABLE SELF-SACRIFICE.A CHAUNT.THE GUILLOTINE IN CHINA.EVIL EYESIGHT.GREAT CURE AND SMALL PAY.THE CHELSEA GHOST.A CONSULTATION "IN ARTICULO."LOUIS NAPOLEON AT BOULOGNE.AUTUMNAL PROMOTIONS.THE ENGLISH HIPPOPOTAMUS, AT THE ZOOLOGICAL GARDENS, TO THE FRENCH DITTO, AT THE "JARDIN DES PLANTES."MR. PUNCH IN CHINA.HINT TO RAILWAY ROGUES.QUEEN CHRISTINA IN ENGLAND.AN OMNIBUSIAN SONG.COTTON AFLOAT.PERVERSION OF A CLERGYMAN.THE DISAPPOINTED DIRECTOR.OCEAN MELODIES.A NUISANCE.A NEW ZODIACAL LIGHT.OUR TOURIST IN PARIS.—No. 3.A MUSICAL PUMP.LINES ON THE BURIAL OF A BRITISH PROTESTANT IN SPAIN.THE LAWYERS ABROAD.THE CLOTH AND THE PLUSH.A CITY WITHOUT SMOKE!ANOTHER INSULT FROM THE SAXON.A CLERK PAID IN KIND.CLASSICALITIES FOR THE NEW COINAGE.PUNCH'S POTATO PROPHECY.DISRAELI'S COAT AND BADGE.IRON BARS OF MUSIC.OUR TOURIST IN PARIS.—No. 4.SPIRITED CONDUCT OF A PUBLIC COMPANY.PAT'S WELCOME TO THE REAPING-MACHINE.PRINCE ALBERT, THE CZAR, AND THE TURK.TAVERN EXPERIENCE.A TRAP TO CATCH A MOONCALF.PEBBLES PICKED UP AT THE SEA-SHORE.SONG OF THE TRANSPLANTED SHAMROCK.THE INSTITUTION OF OUR SPECTRE OF CHELSEA.NEUTRALITY IN PLUSH.BRITISH ENTERPRISE.DEAR ENTERTAINMENT FOR DEAR CREATURES.KING CHOLERA'S PROCESSION.OPINIONS OF OUR CONTEMPORARIES.SHORT AND SAPONACEOUS.THE CHELSEA GHOST.OUR TOURIST IN PARIS.—No. 5.FRENCH TIES AND DYNAS-TIES.BRITISH REASONS FOR BOULOGNE ADDRESS.THE FAT OF THE LAND AND LAMBETH.EDITORIAL CANDOUR.ALARMING ACCIDENT.THE POPE'S POST OBIT.VESTED RIGHT.A NEW DEPARTMENT OF FLUNKEYISM.INFALLIBLE BUBBLES.THE AGE OF COMPLIMENTS.THE ORGAN BOY'S APPEAL.PRISON DISCIPLINARIANS.THE CROWN OF HUNGARY.A WORD FOR THE HOTEL-KEEPERS.A LITTLE MONEY QUESTION.LE GRAND OPERA ENRHUMÉ.OBSTRUCTING THE PAVEMENT."THE BONES OF PAGANINI."THAT VERY SMALL (POLITICAL) PARTY.THE LANDLORDS' MEETING AT THE LONDON COFFEE HOUSE.SHAMEFUL INTIMIDATION OF AN OLD GENTLEMAN.THEOCRACY OF RUSSIA.OUR BEAUTIFUL FASHIONS OF THE PRESENT DAY."ENOUGH'S AS GOOD AS A FEAST."MANNERS AND CUSTOMS."THE PLAGUE WITHIN OUR GATES."OUR TOURIST IN PARIS.—No. 6.THE CROWN OF ST. STEPHEN.HOW TO PAY YOUR TAXES.OUR SHABBY CONTEMPORARIESCIVIC SIMPLICITY.MILITARY REWARDS IN CHINA.SIGNS MADE SYMBOLS.THE EMPEROR AT BOULOGNEFREEBOOTER OF THE CASTLE.A CASE OF CLEAN HANDS.ANOTHER INSULT TO IRELAND!MAHOGANY POSSESSED.SIGNS OF THE TIMES.ANOTHER MONEY QUESTION.THE PAROCHIAL MUDLARK.TREMENDOUS EFFECTS OF A KISS.GRAND SCENA FROM OBERON.AN AFFAIR WITH THE (KNIGHTSBRIDGE) CAFFRES.THE PARSON'S PARLIAMENT.OUR CITY ARTICLE.THE IMPERTINENCE OF SCIENCE.OUR TOURIST IN PARIS.—No. 7.GRAND DRAMATIC APRÈS DÉJEÛNER.PROSPECTS OF A HAPPY PATH OF EMPERORS.THE LORD MAYOR'S SHOW FOR 1853!THE TRUMPET OF BATTLE.QUESTIONABLE ADVERTISEMENTS.THE INN-FLUENZA.RANDOM RECORDS OF A RUN THROUGH CERTAIN CONTINENTAL COUNTRIES.TO THE NOBLE AIRLFESTIVITIES IN SOUTHWARK.THE ETRUSCAN PATTERN.THE PEACE SPECTACLE IN SCOTLAND.A TRANSPORTED AUDIENCE.VERY GOOD OF THE POPE.RUSSIAN "MOUCHES" IN EDINBURGH.MEETING OF THE RABBITS.A LUNDY FOOT LINGUIST.THE OLD FLAG.HOW WE ARE OFF FOR SOAP!BULLY BOTTOM.SOMETHING IN A SIGN.IMPROVEMENTS OF LONDON VERSUS THE IMPROVEMENTS OF PARIS.HOW EPHRAIM SMUG SPOKE AGAINST POLICE AT THE VESTRY, AND DIDN'T PERSUADE PEOPLE.OUR TOURIST IN PARIS.—NO. 8.LARVÆ OF THE CITY OF LONDON.A LITERARY MILLIONAIRE.A HOWL FROM THE HIPPOPOTAMUS.TO FIGHT OR NOT TO FIGHT? THAT IS THE QUESTION.DID YOU EVER?HOTEL AND TRAVELLING EXPENSES.LARES AND PENATES FOR THE POTHOUSE.LIBEL ON THE PRINCE OF WALES.PHOTOGRAPHIC "GLIMPSES OF THE MOON."PARSONS AND DOCTORS.POETRY FOR THE PEACE CONFERENCE."THE COMING STRUGGLE."A ROYAL "LUNCH" PREVENTED.EXIT G. V. BROOKE.—ENTER TOM BARRY.THE "VOW OF POVERTY."THE GOD OF THE RUSSIANSINFECTION GLEBE.OUR TOURIST IN PARIS.—No. 9.DRAT THE EASTERN QUESTION!THE FINE OLD ENGLISH INNKEEPER.THE STARVED-OUT COMMISSION OF SEWERS.THE ARMS OF ENGLAND,MARRIAGE IN "MEDIOCRE" LIFE.THE TIGHT BLOCKADE.A SPORTING REGIMENT.PIUS PINGUIS.ASTONISHING AND GENEROUS EXERTION BY CATHEDRAL CLERGYMEN.NASAL INTELLIGENCE.A CHAUNT FOR THE CHOUSED.JAMES'S POWDER, AND HIS SQUIB.RURAL SELF-DENIAL CLUBS.SINGING-BOYS MINUS SEVENPENCE AT ST. PAUL'S.THE LOVER'S FAREWELL TO PALE ALE.LITERATURE AT LOW WATER MARK.SHAVING BY MACHINERY.MEMORIAL TO BELLOT.THE CLAIMS OF SCOTLAND.THE GOOSE CLUBS.LETTERS FROM THE BOSPHORUS.FORTUNE-TELLERS FOR NATIONS.DOLOURS OF ST. DUNSTAN'S IN THE WEST.A PEACEFUL SOLICITOR.DR. CANTWELL'S INCOME-TAX MADE EASY.THE DYE OF GUILT.AN ARMY OF RESERVE.THE PRIDE OF ENGLAND.OUR TOURIST IN PARIS.—No. 10WOMEN'S RIGHTS—MEN'S NOSES.BURGLARY AND BRONCHITIS PREVENTED.THE FAST MEN OF EDINBURGH.THE GOD HYMEN TO THE DEMI-GOD PUNCH.MARRIAGE RITES IN HIGH LIFE.PLAYHOUSE PEGS.EVERY CONVICT HIS OWN CHESTERFIELD.PAYING CULPRITS THROUGH THE NOSE.A THEATRICAL TITLES' BILL WANTED.CRUEL TREATMENT OF THE POOR AND LOWLY.NOBLE CONDUCT OF MESSRS. COBDEN AND BRIGHT.HANOVER IN BRONZE.SPORTING AT WINDSOR.IN EAST AND NORTH.A CLOSE CONTRIVANCE AT WINCHESTER!PUNCH THE ONLY RECOGNISED PROMOTER OF LITERATURE.A LETTER AND AN ANSWER.A REGULAR NUISANCE.ARISTOCRACY AND ITS ANTIPODES.THE SHERIFFS' DINNERS AT NEWGATE.PLATO'S REPUBLIC PERFECT.HOW EUROPE MAY BE SAVED!CRUEL KING COAL.MRS. JANE GIMLET TO MRS. JUDITH PUNCH.PALMERSTON'S NOTICES TO CORRESPONDENTS.THE HIGH-METTLED RAZOR.WHYS FOR THE WISE.LORD SID-NEE'S SHOW.JUSTICE TO SCOTLAND.THE KING OF THE CITY.THE DEMON OF THE CUPBOARD.A BISHOP ON "THINGS SOLID."THE LAST PROCLAMATION.CHEAP LIGHTNING-POSTAGE.JUSTICE FOR LONDON.THE AGRICULTURAL INQUISITION.FLUSHING A SEWER.—A CITIZEN'S DREAM.KING LEOPOLD REPORTS PROGRESS.THE INNKEEPER RHYMER.THE ALBERT STATUE MOVEMENT.CLOWNS OF THE NEW SCHOOL.THE POST OFFICE LONDON DIRECTORY FOR 1854.SONGS OF THE GEOLOGICAL SOCIETY.COBDEN ON EVIL SPIRITS.IMAGINARY CONVERSATION.COURTESY AND CONTROVERSY.THE BARRISTERS OF ENGLAND!THE CITY INQUISITION.PRINCE PUNCH TO PRINCE ALBERT.POSTAL ECONOMY AT GLASGOW.CURE FOR SMOKY CHILDRENPLAIN FARE AT THE PALACE.REMARKABLE TRIBUTE OF SIDEREAL APPROBATION TO MR. HIND.A GREAT ANCHOVY CASE.DANUBIAN HOMICIDE.DIDDLESEX SESSIONS.THE PRICE OF A LORD MAYOR'S GOWN.THE CLEVER CLOWN NUISANCE.AN ALBANY FOR THE MILLION."THE UPHOLSTERER TO THE MONUMENT."PERSPICUITY OF RED TAPE.THE DIGNITY OF TRADE.ST. CROSS STINGO, OTHERWISE KNOWN AS GUILDFORD DEMI X ALE.THE BAR AND THE LIBERTY OF THE SUBJECT.THEATRICAL NOVELTIES.A REAL SCOTTISH GRIEVANCE.MODEL RAILWAY MEETING.PUNCH'S PRIZE JOKE SHOW.THE MOUSTACHE AND BEARD QUESTION.THE BRIGHT CITY.SOMETHING OUTRAGEOUS.THE SONG OF THE CITY REMEMBRANCER.A MIDDLESEX BALLAD.THE ROYAL EXCHANGE CLOCK.NEWS FROM THE THEATRE OF WAR.READING THE (DRAMATIC) STARS.OUR TOURIST IN PARIS.—No. 11.RUSSIAN REVOLUTIONISTS.A DONKEY AND A MAYOR.OBITUARY A LITTLE IN ADVANCE.THE FRENCH "FUSION" AT FROHSDORF.SHOCKING LOW CHURCH!THE AUTOCRAT'S ANTHEM.THE STORY OF A PORTRAIT.MRS. JANE GIMLET ON "STRIKES."VISIT OF THE THAMES AND MEDWAYTHE EXCHANGE CHIMES.PENAL DANCING FOR THE PROTECTION OF WOMEN.THE SCOTCH PEERAGE IN PERIL.THE "FUSION" OF THE BEERBUNG COUSINS.ST. CECILIA AND ST. HELEN.FASHION AND INFLUENZA.THE MANCHESTER SCHOOL OF POETRY.THE EXPENSE OF MAKING A BARON.THE TURTLE BENEVOLENT ASSOCIATIONSHORTCOMING OF THE CITY.AN INJUDICIOUS PATRIOT.TABLE TURNING AND TRUE PIETY.HUMAN COPYING MACHINES.THE REASON OF PRISON EXPENDITURE."A STATUE TO ALBERT"A PLAN FOR THE SIMPLIFICATION OF PUBLIC ORATORY.AGRICULTURAL BRUISERS.CORPORATION TABLE TALK.FACTS FOR COCKNEY NATURALISTS.CENTRALIZATION IN THE CITY.LEGAL CURIOSITY.PALMERSTON PERPLEXED.NICHOLAS'S DREAM.CURIOSITIES OF THE CATTLE SHOW.THE HERO OF A HUNDRED HURDLES.THE PRINCE, THE PIGS, AND THE PARASITES.THE TROUSER MIND.PROPOSALS FOR A NEW ART OF PUFFING.PROPHETS IN THE PARLOUR—GYPSIES IN THE KITCHEN.A GOOD HATER OF BLUE-STOCKINGS.PHRENOLOGICAL ORGAN MUSIC.MRS. JANE GIMLET ON "CRUELTY TO WIVES."NEGLECTED SCOTLAND.GARE LA GAROTTE.PUNCH AND HIS PIPPINS.HARD DEALING WITH A HAWKER.DEBATE ON THE HUDSON QUESTION.THE FASHIONABLE ZOOLOGICAL STAR.EXPOSTULATION WITH PALMERSTON.CLERGYMEN IN THE FARCE OF "TURNING THE TABLES."SURE SYMPTOMS OF CHRISTMAS.OUR BOTTLE-HOLDER.AN AMERICAN JOKE EXPLAINED.CHARITY FOR CHURCHMEN.THE ALDERMAN'S HOPE.A VOICE FROM THE OMNIBUS-BOX.LIFE AND DEATH ASSURANCE.THE WAITS TO THE CZAR.THE CAB QUESTION IN A NEW LIGHT.THE HANWELL COOKERY BOOK.SERJEANT ADAMS ON A KNOTTY POINT.CLERICAL TABLE-TURNERS AND SPIRIT-RAPPERS.CATCHING PEOPLE'S EYES.A TRUMPET WITH A COLD.CHRISTMAS WAITS EXTRAORDINARY.MISSISSIPPI BREAKING HER BONDS.THE STORY OF A PORTRAITTHE FIRST SITTING. FINISHED. EXHIBITED.◇← THE AUTOCRAT'S ANTHEM.MRS. JANE GIMLET ON "STRIKES." →
