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Punch - Volume 25 (Jul-Dec 1853)

Volume 25 — PROSPECTS OF A HAPPY PATH OF EMPERORS.

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A Duet. Nicholas—Francis.

Both.{Europe's little Farm we'll keep And our little girls and boys, Like little pigs or sheep, Serve, dare they make a noise!

Nich. The trials I'll conduct;

Fran.The gaols I'll construct.

Nich.In curbing bard and sage My lash will prove efficient;

Fran.My halter, I'll engage, Will quell the ill-conditioned.

Nich.Now, slave, for back the knout!

Fran. Now, dog, the rope for neck;

Both.{And that's the way, no doubt, To keep mankind in check.

Nich.K with an N, N with an O, O with a U, U with a T;

Fran.And a R and an O and a P and an E;

Nich. K. N. O. U. T.;

Fran. R. O. P. and E.;

Both.{When we've trampled down the Free, Oh what jolly, glorious fun 'twill be!

[Da Capo ad lib.

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