Part 1 — XXXVIII. CALCUTTA MONKEY AND ANNANCY.
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One day Calcutta Monkey work a very large field of corn, an' when the corn commence to ripe Monkey beguns to miss the corn, an' him couldn' find out who was tiefing the corn, an' the robbing continually going on.
Till one day Monkey went to Annancy yard an' suspish upon Annancy. An' Annancy get very short an' ready to fight Calcutta Monkey.
An' Monkey say to Annancy he won't fight him but he will soon know who is tiefing the corn.
An' same time Annancy say to Monkey:—"I bet it is that big-voice Mr. Tiger."
An' Monkey say he won't judge no one again but will find out.
An' him went home back to his yard an' cut his card. An' when he cut the card he sees no man on the card but Mr. Annancy, an' Monkey think it very hard to himself that Annancy wouldn' own it.
An' the next day he went to the ground an' he find the robbing was going on. An' he met Annancy on the road an' he said to Annancy he well know who tiefing the corn.
An' Monkey send a challis to Annancy an' tell him that if him cut the card again an' find him in the card he going to give him a terrible flogging.
An' when Annancy hear about the flogging he get a little frighten, an' him stop off the robbing for about two days. The day to make t'ree Annancy couldn' bear no longer an' he beguns again to tief the corn.
An' Monkey made up a drum an' got a hunting-whip.
An' next day when Monkey go back to the ground an' find the corn tiefing he goes home to his yard, an' take up his drum an' his hunting-whip an' start looking for Annancy.
An' when he going he beguns to knock the drum ribbim-bim-bim, "Annancy no dere," ribbim-bim-bim, "Annancy no dere."
An' that time Annancy went an' climb a cullabunka tree.
Annancy hide himself in the heart, an' as Monkey get to the tree he sound the drum say:—ribbim-bim-bim, "Annancy dere."
An' he put down the drum an' wrap the whip round his neck an' climb the tree an' give Annancy a good flogging, an' Annancy run off the tree an' say that he won't do it again.
Till a few days after Annancy broke in the corn-piece again, begun to tief the corn like witch.
An' Monkey go into the ground an' see the tiefing. An' he went home an' look over his card.
He sees no one again but Mr. Annancy, an' he took up his drum an' his whip to look for Annancy again to flog him.
An' this time Tiger have a very large banana-walk.
Annancy wented there an' look for one very large bunch of banana an' go in the heart of the bunch an' hide himself.
An' as Monkey 'tart playing the drum again he get to the banana-walk. An' as he get to the spot he sound the drum say:—ribbim-bim-bim, "Annancy here."
But this time Monkey an' Tiger can't agree, an' this banana is for Tiger.
Monkey has to leave Annancy an' goes home back.
An' Tacoma says to Monkey, if him want to catch Mr. Annancy he can catch him for him. An' Monkey was very glad.
An' Tacoma made a dance an' send an' invite Mr. Annancy.
An' when Annancy come to the gate Annancy mind tell him that Calcutta Monkey is there, an' he only 'tand to the gate an' wave his hand to the ladies inside, say:—"Good evening, ladies all"; an' he turn right back an' go in the banana heart an' take it for his own dwelling.
An' from that day Annancy live in banana bunch up to now.
Jack Mantora me no choose any.
NOTES.
suspish upon, suspect. They also use suspish alone, a delightful word.
cut his card. Monkey is clearly an Obeah-man, a dealer in the black art.
ribbim-bim-bim, etc., half sung, with strong even rhythm.
cullabunka, a kind of Palm.
banana-walk, technical name for a banana plantation.
is for Tiger, belongs to Tiger.