THE THREE ASSES
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In his “Scotch Reminiscences” Dean Ramsay relates that a certain ruling elder, by the name of David, was well known in the district as a very shrewd and ready-witted man. He received visits from many people who liked a banter or were fond of a good joke. One day three young theological students called on the old man, intending to sharpen their wits upon him and have some fun at his expense.
Said the first, “Well, Father Abraham, how are you to-day?”
“You are wrong,” said the second. “This is not Father Abraham. This is Father Isaac.”
“Tut,” said the third, “you are both wrong. This is only Father Jacob, the originator of the twelve tribes of Israel.”
The old man looked at the young chaps a moment and then said: “I am neither old Father Abraham, nor old Father Isaac, nor old Father Jacob; but I am Saul, the son of Kish, seeking his father’s asses, and lo! I have found three of them!”