A VERY GOOD INVESTMENT

“Now, James,” said a business man to his ten-year-old boy, “you are going to be a business man, and it is time that we should begin to give you some practical lessons in the art and science of investing money. Here’s a half dollar. You take it and go down town and invest it on your own hook and to the best advantage. I don’t care where you put it in, only so you put it where it will be safe and where you will get a good interest for your money.”

The boy took the silver and started off. In an hour he returned, reporting that he had made a good investment, and was going to get a hundred per cent. interest.

“Splendid!” said the admiring father. “Where did you put it in?”

“Well,” said the boy, “I went down town and walked around a while, wondering where I should find a good place, and by and by I came by a church, and there was a meeting, and they were singing, and I went in. It was a missionary meeting, and the man was begging money for Missions, and he said if you gave him your money why the Lord would send it back to you doubled—He would pay you a hundred per cent.”

“I hope,” expostulated his father, “you didn’t put that half dollar on the collection plate?” “Yes, I did, father,” said the boy, “and the man he said that the Lord is a good paymaster and that He’d send it back doubled.”

“And you believed him! O pshaw, I’m utterly disappointed in you, James. You’ll never make a business man. The idea of your believing such stuff like that. Why, that half dollar—you’ll never see it again, and that man—why, he’s nothing but a fakir. O well—pshaw! I’ll give you another chance, and see that you do better this time. Here’s a dollar. Now you steer clear of all churches and missionary meetings this time——“

“Why, father!” exclaimed the boy as he took the dollar, “why, that man was right after all. The Lord did send my half dollar back, and sooner than I looked for it—and doubled, too!”