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The Funny Bone

GOD BLESS OUR HOME

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A lonely traveler on horseback, riding through a dreary section of the far West, eagerly scanned the horizon for some signs of a human habitation. At last away in the distance he spied a cabin, put his horse to a trot, only to find the house deserted. Nailed on the front door was a sheet of paper on which he read the following pathetic story:

Five miles from water.

Ten miles from timber.

A hundred miles from a neighbor.

A hundred and fifty miles from a post office.

Two hundred and fifty from a railroad.

God bless our home!

We have gone East to spend the winter with my wife’s folks.

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