NO WATER IN HIS
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During a great temperance agitation out in Kansas a man was lecturing in a public school building on chemistry. An interested auditor, a farmer, couldn’t at all get the hang of the lecturer’s remarks, and asked his neighbor in the next seat: “Say, what does the lecturer mean by oxy-gin and hydro-gin, and what is the difference?” “Well,” was the answer, “they come to ’bout the same thing. There ain’t enough difference betwixt them to amount to much. You see, by oxy-gin the lecturer means pure gin, and by hydro-gin he means gin and water.”
“Thank you, sir,” replied Hayseed, “I reckon I’ll take oxy-gin. It goes further.”