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The works of Thomas Middleton, Volume 4 (of 5)

Act 2 — SCENE II.

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A room in the house of Pedro.

Enter Clara.

Cla. I have offended; yet, O heaven, thou know’st

How much I have abhorr’d, even from my birth,

A thought that tended to immodest folly!

Yet I have fallen; thoughts with disgraces strive,

And thus I live, and thus I die alive.

Enter Pedro and Maria.

Ped. Fie, Clara, thou dost court calamity too much.

Mar. Yes, girl, thou dost.

Ped. Why should we fret our eyes out with our tears,

Weary [heaven with[239]] complaints? ’tis fruitless, childish

130Impatience; for when mischief hath wound up

The full weight of the ravisher’s foul life

To an equal height of ripe iniquity,

The poise will, by degrees, sink down his soul

To a much lower, much more lasting ruin

Than our joint wrongs can challenge.

Mar.[240] Darkness itself

Will change night’s sable brow into a sunbeam

For a discovery; and be [thou] sure,

Whenever we can learn what monster ’twas

Hath robb’d thee of the jewel held so precious,

Our vengeance shall be noble.

Ped. Royal, any thing:

Till then let’s live securely; to proclaim

Our sadness were mere vanity.

Cla. ’A needs not;

I'll study to be merry.

Ped. We are punish’d,

Maria, justly; covetousness to match

Our daughter to that matchless piece of ignorance,

Our foolish ward, hath drawn this curse upon us.

Mar. I fear it has.

Ped. Off with this face of grief:

Here comes[241] Don Louis.

Enter Louis and Diego.

Noble sir.

Louis. My lord,

I trust I have you[r] and your lady’s leave

T' exchange a word with your fair daughter.

Ped. Leave

And welcome.—Hark, Maria.—Your ear too.

131Diego. Mine, my lord?

Louis. Dear Clara, I have often sued for love,

And now desire you would at last be pleas’d

To style me yours.

Cla. Mine eyes ne’er saw that gentleman

Whom I more nobly in my heart respected

Than I have you; yet you must, sir, excuse me,

If I resolve to use awhile that freedom

My younger days allow.

Louis. But shall I hope?

Cla. You will do injury to better fortunes,

To your own merit, greatness, and advancement,

Which I beseech you not to slack.

Louis. Then hear me;

If ever I embrace another choice,

Until I know you elsewhere match’d, may all

The chief of my desires find scorn and ruin!

Cla. O me!

Louis. Why sigh you, lady?

Cla. ’Deed, my lord,

I am not well.

Louis. Then all discourse is tedious;

I'll choose some fitter time; till when,[242] fair Clara——

Cla. You shall not be unwelcome hither, sir;

That’s all that I dare promise.

Louis. Diego.

Diego. My lord?

Louis. What says Don Pedro?

Diego. He’ll go with you.

Louis. Leave us.— [Exit Diego.

Shall I, my lord, entreat your privacy?

Ped. Withdraw, Maria; we’ll follow presently.

[Exeunt. Maria and Clara.

Louis. The great corregidor, whose politic stream

132Of popularity glides on the shore

Of every vulgar praise, hath often urg’d me

To be a suitor to his Catholic Majesty

For a repeal from banishment for him

Who slew my father; compliments in vows

And strange well-studied promises of friendship;

But what is new to me, still as he courts

Assistance for Alvarez, my grand enemy,

Still he protests how ignorant he is

Whether Alvarez be alive or dead.

To-morrow is the day we have appointed

For meeting, at the lord Francisco’s house,

The earl of Carcomo: now, my good lord,

The sum of my request is, you will please

To lend your presence there, and witness wherein

Our joint accord consists.

Ped. You shall command it.

Louis. But first, as you are noble, I beseech you

Help me with your advice what you conceive

Of great Fernando’s importunity,

Or whether you imagine that Alvarez

Survive or not?

Ped. It is a question, sir,

Beyond my resolution: I remember

The difference betwixt your noble father

And Conde de Alvarez; how it sprung

From a mere trifle first, a cast[243] of hawks,

Whose made the swifter flight, whose could mount highest,

Lie longest on the wing: from change of words

Their controversy grew to blows, from blows

To parties, thence to faction; and, in short,

133I well remember how our streets were frighted

With brawls, whose end was blood; till, when no friends

Could mediate their discords, by the king

A reconciliation was enforc’d,

Death threaten’d [to] the first occasioner

Of breach, besides the confiscation

Of lands and honours: yet at last they met

Again; again they drew to sides, renew’d

Their ancient quarrel; in which dismal uproar

Your father hand to hand fell by Alvarez:

Alvarez fled; and after him the doom

Of exile was se[n]t out: he, as report

Was bold to voice, retir’d himself to Rhodes;

His lands and honours by the king bestow’d

On you, but then an infant.

Louis. Ha, an infant?

Ped. His wife, the sister to the corregidor,

With a young daughter and some few that follow’d her,

By stealth were shipp’d for Rhodes, and by a storm

Shipwreck’d at sea: but for the banish’d Conde,

’Twas never yet known what became of him:

Here’s all I can inform you.

Louis. A repeal?

Yes, I will sue for’t, beg for’t, buy it, any thing

That may by possibility of friends

Or money, I'll attempt.

Ped. ’Tis a brave charity.

Louis. Alas, poor lady, I could mourn for her!

Her loss was usury more than I covet;

But for the man, I'd sell my patrimony

For his repeal, and run about the world

To find him out; there is no peace can dwell

About my father’s tomb, till I have sacrific’d

134Some portion of revenge to his wrong’d ashes.

You will along with me?

Ped. You need not question it.

Louis. I have strange thoughts about me: two such furies

Revel amidst my joys as well may move

Distraction in a saint, vengeance and love.

I'll follow, sir.

Ped. Pray, lead the way, you know it.—

[Exit Louis.

Enter Sancho without his cloak, &c.,[244] and Soto.

How[245] now? from whence come you, sir?

San. From flaying myself, sir.

Soto. From playing with fencers, sir; and they have beat him out of his clothes, sir.

Ped. Cloak, band, rapier, all lost at dice?

San. Nor cards neither.

Soto. This was one of my master’s dog-days, and he would not sweat too much.

San. It was mine own goose, and I laid the giblets upon another coxcomb’s trencher: you are my guardian, best beg me for a fool[246] now.

Soto. He that begs one begs t’other. [Aside.

Ped. Does any gentleman give away his things thus?

San. Yes, and gentlewomen give away their things too.

Soto. To gulls sometimes, and are cony-catched[247] for their labour.

Ped. Wilt thou ever play the coxcomb?

135San. If no other parts be given me, what would you have me do?

Ped. Thy father was as brave a Spaniard

As ever spake the haut[248] Castilian tongue.

San. Put me in clothes, I'll be as brave[249] as he.

Ped. This is the ninth time thou hast play’d the ass,

Flinging away thy trappings and thy cloth[250]

To cover others, and go nak’d thyself.

San. I'll make ’em up ten, because I'll be even with you.

Ped. Once more your broken walls shall have new hangings.

Soto. To be well hung is all our desire.

Ped. And what course take you next?

San. What course? why, my man Soto and I will go make some maps.

Ped. What maps?

Soto. Not such maps[251] as you wash houses with, but maps of countries.

San. I have an uncle in Seville, I'll go see him; an aunt in Siena in Italy, I['ll] go see her.

Soto. A cousin of mine in Rome, I['ll] go to him with a mortar.[252]

136San. There’s a courtesan in Venice, I'll go tickle her.

Soto. Another in England, I'll go tackle her.

Ped. So, so! and where’s the money to do all this?

San. If my woods,[253] being cut down, cannot fill this pocket, cut ’em into trapsticks.

Soto. And if his acres, being sold for a marvedi[254] a turf, for larks[255] in cages, cannot fill this pocket, give ’em to gold-finders.

Ped. You’ll gallop both to the gallows; so fare you well. [Exit.

San. And be hanged you! new clothes, you’d best.

Soto. Four cloaks, that you may give away three, and keep one.

San. We’ll live as merrily as beggars; let’s both turn gipsies.

Soto. By any means; if they cog,[256] we’ll lie, if they toss, we’ll tumble.

San. Both in a belly, rather than fail.

Soto. Come then, we’ll be gipsified.

San. And tipsified too.

Soto. And we will shew such tricks and such rare gambols,

As shall put down the elephant and camels.[257]

[Exeunt.

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Notes in this chapter

Note 1 · [heaven with] So the editor of 1816. There is certainly some imperfection in the line.Note 2 · Mar.] Old eds. “Ped.”Note 3 · Here comes, &c.] To this line old eds. prefix Die., which in copy of the first 4to (see note, p. 109) is rightly drawn through with a pen.Note 4 · when] The editor of 1816 follows the reading of ed. 1661, “then.”Note 5 · cast] i. e. couple: see Gifford’s note on B. Jonson’s Works, vol. iii. p. 447, and my note on Webster’s Works, vol. iv. p. 295.Note 6 · without his cloak, &c.] See p. 125.Note 7 · How, &c.] Given to “Soto” in old eds.Note 8 · beg me for a fool] See note, vol. iii. p. 16.Note 9 · cony-catched] i. e. cheated, deceived: see vol. i. p. 290.Note 10 · haut] i. e. high, lofty: “to brave his enemy in the rich and lofty Castilian [tongue].” Dekker’s English Villanies, &c. sig. M 4, ed. 1632.Note 11 · brave] A play on the word—fine.Note 12 · cloth] Improperly altered by the editor of 1816 to “clothes.”Note 13 · maps] i. e. mops.Note 14 · in Rome, I'll go to him with a mortar “The clown in Fletcher’s Fair Maid of the Inn, act v. sc. 2, makes use of a similar expression: ‘He diNote 15 · woods] Old eds. “wookes.”Note 16 · marvedi] See note, p. 119.Note 17 · larks] So editor of 1816. Old eds. “markes.”Note 18 · cog] See note, p. 67.Note 19 · the elephant and camels] The writer thought only of London, where such shows were much followed: see Gifford’s notes on B. Jonson’s Works, v
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