BILLIARD NOTES BY DUMB-CRAMBO

Some fine form was exhibited A two-figure break

A heat of 500 up Finishing the game with a cannon

Opening with the customary miss Spot barred

SENDING-IN-DAY AT THE R. A.

"But it is impossible for you to see the President. What do you want to see him for?"

"I want to show him exactly where I want my picture hung."

Millionaire. "Yes; I'm awful partial to picters. Why, bless yer, I've got cellars full of 'em!"

"THE EXHIBITION"

Infuriated Outsider. "R-r-r-rejected, sir!—Fwanospace, sir!" (With withering emphasis.) "'Want—of—space—sir!!"

"Look here, Schlumpenhagen, you must help us at our smoking concert. You play the flute, don't you?"

"Not ven dere ish anypotty apout."

"How's that?"

"Dey von't let me!"