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Number three Joy Street

WILLIAM SHAND By HILAIRE BELLOC

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There was a man called William Shand.

He had the habit of commănd,

Black and white illustration of a stout man wearing a top hat and heavy coat, smoking a cigar, and holding a cane across his hands.
Black and white illustration of a stout man wearing a top hat and heavy coat, smoking a cigar, and holding a cane across his hands.

188And when subordinates would shout

He used to bang them all about.

Black and white illustration of a stout man in a top hat holding a cane and gesturing forward as another man recoils in surprise or gets hit.
Black and white illustration of a stout man in a top hat holding a cane and gesturing forward as another man recoils in surprise or gets hit.

It happened, by a turn of Fate,

Himself became sub-ordinate,

189Through being passenger upon

A liner, going to Ceylon.

Black and white illustration of a man wearing a slouch hat and double-breasted coat, smoking a cigar, standing with his legs crossed while leaning on a walking stick.
Black and white illustration of a man wearing a slouch hat and double-breasted coat, smoking a cigar, standing with his legs crossed while leaning on a walking stick.

190One day, as they were in the Red

(Or Libyan) Sea, the Captain said:

Black and white illustration of a ship
Black and white illustration of a ship

“I think it’s coming on to blow.

Let everybody go below!”

191But William Shand said: “Not for me.

I’m going to stop on deck!” said he.

Black and white illustration of a man standing on the deck of a ship with his arms crossed, wearing a double-breasted coat and a hat, smoking a cigar, with a life preserver and rough ocean waves in the background.
Black and white illustration of a man standing on the deck of a ship with his arms crossed, wearing a double-breasted coat and a hat, smoking a cigar, with a life preserver and rough ocean waves in the background.

192The Captain, wounded in his pride,

Summoned the Second Mate aside

Black and white illustration of two men in caps facing each other, with one gesturing near his cheek.
Black and white illustration of two men in caps facing each other, with one gesturing near his cheek.

And whispered: “Surely Mr. Shand

Must be extremely rich by land?”

“No,” said the mate; “when last ashore

I watched him.

193

Black and white illustration of a man standing outside a building labeled “The Sailors Rest” and “Smoking Room,” looking down while someone peeks out from the window above.
Black and white illustration of a man standing outside a building labeled “The Sailors Rest” and “Smoking Room,” looking down while someone peeks out from the window above.

He is rather poor.”

194

Black and white illustration of a captain in a uniform and cap, with his cap floating slightly above his head, adjusting his coat lapel.
Black and white illustration of a captain in a uniform and cap, with his cap floating slightly above his head, adjusting his coat lapel.

“Ho!” cried the Captain. “Stands it thus!

And shall the knave make mock of us?

I’ll teach him to respect his betters!

195

Black and white illustration of a ship
Black and white illustration of a ship

Here, Bo’swain! Put the man in fetters!”

In fetters therefore William lay

Until the liner reached Bombay,

196When he was handed to the court

Which deals with cases of the sort

Black and white illustration of an officer in a pith helmet leading a handcuffed, smoking man by a tether to the left.
Black and white illustration of an officer in a pith helmet leading a handcuffed, smoking man by a tether to the left.

In that uncomfortable port;

Which promptly

197hanged him out of hand.

Such was the fate of William Shand.

Black and white illustration of an officer in a pith helmet smoking a cigar while leading a handcuffed, stout man by a tether to the right.
Black and white illustration of an officer in a pith helmet smoking a cigar while leading a handcuffed, stout man by a tether to the right.

Moral.

The Moral is that people must,

If they are poor, obey or bust.

198

Black and white illustration of a king wearing a crown and royal robe, springing out of the mouth of a large crocodile near a body of water, while a rabbit sits watching nearby.
Black and white illustration of a king wearing a crown and royal robe, springing out of the mouth of a large crocodile near a body of water, while a rabbit sits watching nearby.
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