Part 2 — TO THE DEAN OF ST. PATRICK'S

Dear Sir, Since you in humble wise Have made a recantation, From your low bended knees arise; I hate such poor prostration. 'Tis bravery that moves the brave, As one nail drives another; If you from me would mercy have, Pray, Sir, be such another. You that so long maintain'd the field With true poetic vigour; Now you lay down your pen and yield, You make a wretched figure. Submit, but do't with sword in hand, And write a panegyric Upon the man you cannot stand; I'll have it done in lyric: That all the boys I teach may sing The achievements of their Chiron; What conquests my stern looks can bring Without the help of iron. A small goose-quill, yclep'd a pen, From magazine of standish Drawn forth, 's more dreadful to the Dean, Than any sword we brandish. My inks my flash, my pens my bolt; Whene'er I please to thunder, I'll make you tremble like a colt, And thus I'll keep you under. THOMAS SHERIDAN.