Part 2 — THE BEAU'S REPLY TO THE FIVE LADIES' ANSWER

Why, how now, dapper black! I smell your gown and cassock, As strong upon your back, As Tisdall[1] smells of a sock. To write such scurvy stuff! Fine ladies never do't; I know you well enough, And eke your cloven foot. Fine ladies, when they write, Nor scold, nor keep a splutter: Their verses give delight, As soft and sweet as butter. But Satan never saw Such haggard lines as these: They stick athwart my maw, As bad as Suffolk cheese. [Footnote 1: Dr. William Tisdall, a clergyman in the north of Ireland, who had paid his addresses to Mrs. Johnson. He is several times mentioned in the Journal to Stella, and is not to be confused with another Tisdall or Tisdell, whom Swift knew in London, also mentioned in the Journal.—W. E. B.]