Part 2 — ON THE FIVE LADIES AT SOT'S HOLE[1] WITH THE DOCTOR[2] AT THEIR HEAD

N.B. THE LADIES TREATED THE DOCTOR. SENT AS FROM AN OFFICER IN THE ARMY. 1728 Fair ladies, number five, Who in your merry freaks, With little Tom contrive To feast on ale and steaks; While he sits by a-grinning, To see you safe in Sot's Hole, Set up with greasy linen, And neither mugs nor pots whole; Alas! I never thought A priest would please your palate; Besides, I'll hold a groat He'll put you in a ballad; Where I shall see your faces, On paper daub'd so foul, They'll be no more like graces, Than Venus like an owl. And we shall take you rather To be a midnight pack Of witches met together, With Beelzebub in black. It fills my heart with woe, To think such ladies fine Should be reduced so low, To treat a dull divine. Be by a parson cheated! Had you been cunning stagers, You might yourselves be treated By captains and by majors. See how corruption grows, While mothers, daughters, aunts, Instead of powder'd beaux, From pulpits choose gallants. If we, who wear our wigs With fantail and with snake, Are bubbled thus by prigs; Z——ds! who would be a rake? Had I a heart to fight, I'd knock the Doctor down; Or could I read or write, Egad! I'd wear a gown. Then leave him to his birch;[3] And at the Rose on Sunday, The parson safe at church, I'll treat you with burgundy. [Footnote 1: An ale-house in Dublin, famous for beef-steaks.—F.] [Footnote 2: Doctor Thomas Sheridan.—F.] [Footnote 3: Dr. Sheridan was a schoolmaster.—F.]