NEO-DRAMATIC NURSERY RHYME
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Mrs. Grundy, good woman, scarce knew what to think About the relation 'twixt drama and drink. Well, give hall—and theatre—good wholesome diet, And all who attend will be sober and quiet!
Younger Son of Ducal House. "Mother, allow me to introduce to you—my wife."
His Wife (late of the Frivolity Theatre). "How do, Duchess? I'm the latest thing in mésalliances!"