VACATIONS
Reading edition
Our unfortunate experience is that a day off is generally followed by an off day.
A vocation is something you do for a living, an avocation something you do for a while, a vacation something you couldn't stick at very long without being dead broke and dead tired.
JUDGE—"Six months!"
COS COB CON—"Ah, wot a relief! Now I kin stop worrying about where I'm going ter spend de summer."