GRATITUDE
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At least one Washington débutante has candor and humor in large and equal parts. Thus, her denial of a rumor that she was engaged:
"There is not a word of truth in it, but thank God for the report!"
"You did me a favor ten years ago," said the stranger, "and I have never forgotten it."
"Ah," replied the good man with a grateful expression on his face, "and you have come back to repay me?"
"Not exactly," replied the stranger. "I've just got into town and need another favor, and I thought of you right away."
"Thankful? What have I to be thankful for? I can't pay my bills."
"Then, man alive, be thankful you are not one of your creditors."