CANDIDATES
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TED—"So you think I'm wasting my time making love to that rich girl?"
NED—"You have about as much chance of winning as a landlord running for office on a dry ticket."
THE HEELER—"Well, I see that Jimpson, them reformers' candidate f'r Mayor, is goin' t' have all his meetin's opened with prayer."
THE BOSS—"Good! That means he knows he's licked!"
"What do you think of the candidates?"
"Well the more I think of them the more pleased I am that only one of them can get in."
See also Politicians.