CAUTION
Reading edition
A small boy, who was sitting next to a very haughty woman in crowded car, kept sniffling in a most annoying way, until the woman could stand it no longer.
"Boy, have you got a handkerchief?" she demanded.
The small boy looked at her for a few seconds, and then in a dignified tone, came the answer.
"Yes, I 'ave, but I don't lend it to strangers."