Volume 153 — ANTICIPATIONS BY JOHN LEECH.
Reading edition

ONE OF THE RIGHT SORT.
Grandmamma. "WHAT CAN YOU WANT, ARTHUR, TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL SO PARTICULARLY ON MONDAY FOR? I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO STAY WITH US TILL THE END OF THE WEEK!"
Arthur. "WHY, YOU SEE, GRAN'MA—WE ARE GOING TO ELECT OFFICERS FOR OUR RIFLE CORPS ON MONDAY, AND I DON'T LIKE TO BE OUT OF IT!" ["Punch," June 30, 1860.

OUR SPECIALS.
Special's Wife
. "CONTRARY TO REGULATIONS, INDEED! FIDDLESTICKS! I MUST
INSIST
, FREDERICK, UPON YOUR TAKING THIS HOT BRANDY-AND-WATER. I SHALL BE HAVING YOU LAID UP NEXT, AND NOT FIT FOR ANYTHING." [
"Punch," April 22, 1848.

CURIOUS ECHO AT A RAILWAY STATION.
Traveller. "PORTER! PORTER!"
Echo. "DON'T YOU WISH YOU MAY GET HIM?" ["Punch," October 19, 1861.

THE RIGHT MEN IN THE RIGHT PLACE; VIZ., A CLUB WINDOW.
Old General Muddle. "WHAT I SAY, IS—IS—EH? WHAT? BY JOVE! WHAT THE DOOCE SHOULD CIVILIANS KNOW ABOUT—EH? WHAT—AHEM!—MILITARY AFFAIRS! AFFAIRS! EH?"
Colonel Splutter. "HAH! THE PRESS, SIR! BY JOVE, THE PRESS IS THE CURSE OF THE COUNTRY, AND WILL BE THE RUIN OF THE ARMY! BY JOVE, I'D HANG ALL LITTERY MEN—HANG 'EM, SIR!" ["Punch," February 27, 1858.

WELL INTENDED, NO DOUBT.
Quaker to British Lion
. "THERE, FRIEND! NOW LET ME PUT AWAY THOSE DANGEROUS VANITIES!" [
"Punch," November 20, 1852.

A DISTRESSED AGRICULTURIST.
Landlord. "WELL, MR. SPRINGWHEAT, ACCORDING TO THE PAPERS, THERE SEEMS TO BE A PROBABILITY OF A CESSATION OF HOSTILITIES."
Tenant (who strongly approves of War prices). "GOODNESS, GRACIOUS! WHY, YOU DON'T MEAN TO SAY THAT THERE'S ANY DANGER OF PEACE!" ["Punch," February 2, 1856.