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Perpetrated by Dumb-Crambo, Junior
"Suitable opening for a pupil" "Mother's help wanted"
"Pushing man to take orders" "A good plate cleaner"
"No reasonable offer refused" "Goods carefully removed (in town or country)"
The Best Possession.—Self-possession.
Two Synonymous Trades.—A hairdresser; a locksmith.
The best Substitute for Coal.—Warm weather.
Passing Amenities.
Growler. "Hi! Hi! Carn't yer look out wher' yer a-comin'?"
Omnibus. "Garn! Shut up, jack-in-the-box!"
"I wonder when that A. B. C. girl is going to serve us? I've called her half-a-dozen times."
"Perhaps she's D. E. F."
Town Improvement.—There is, we hear, a winter garden to be opened at Somer's Town.
The Dummy-Monde.—Madame Tussaud's wax-work.
SO INVITING!
Passenger (rising politely). "Excuse me, mum, but do you believe in woman's rights?"
New Woman. "Most certainly I do."
Passenger (resuming seat). "Oh well, then stand up for 'em!"