Volume 3 — The Winter Annual
Reading edition
(See inside back cover)
CONTENTS
Drippings from the Fawcett
Girl in Blue Velvet Band
Face on the Barroom Floor
Frankie and Johnnie Blues
Shooting of Dan McGrew
Wedding of the Persian Cat
Ace in the Hole
Booze Fighter’s Dream
Diary of a Divorcee
Fable of the Bull
Highty Tighty Aphrodite
Golightly Highballs
How to Kiss Deliciously
Hunting the Wily Pole Cat
Mohammedan Bull
Our Own Fairy Queen
Tool House on the Farm
The Old Smokehouse
Questions and Answers
Gila Monster Route
Pasture Pot Pourri
Hooch Cure Blues
Dying Hobo
Lasca
Sam’s Girl
Toledo Slim
Evolution
Poppies
After the Raid
The Harpy
The Suicide
Tarnished Goods
Separation
Little Red God
The Ladies
Limber Kicks
Naughty But Nice
To the Girl
Rural Mail Box
Tired Hired Man
Life’s a Funny Proposition After All

Captain Billy’s Whiz Bang
America’s Magazine of Wit, Humor and Filosophy
APRIL, 1922 Vol. III. No. 32
Published Monthly W. H. Fawcett, at Robbinsdale, Minnesota
Entered as second-class matter May 1, 1920, at the postoffice at Robbinsdale, Minnesota, under the Act of March 3, 1879.
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Copyright 1922 By W. H. Fawcett
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