Volume 3 — Our Rural Mail Box
Reading edition
Ina Ficks—The father always holds the gun while brother gives the bride away.
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Shilliday—Sorry, we can’t use your story entitled “I am onions for you, kid.” It’s too strong.
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Willet Hert—Gyp, the fortune teller, can get you in touch with departed spirits.
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Lonely Wifie—Don’t worry about your husband while you are away. The chances are he isn’t having a good time alone.
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Will E. Koppitt—When you are sitting in an apartment and see a pretty ship go by it is either time to clear the deck or pull in your periscope.
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Helen Butte—You win, Helen. Your sweetheart should get a job at herding sheep this summer.