Volume 10 — THE PURPLE COW
Reading edition
BY GELETT BURGESS
Reflections on a Mythic Beast, Who's Quite Remarkable, at Least. I never Saw a Purple Cow; I never Hope to See One; But I can Tell you, Anyhow, I'd rather See than Be One. Cinq Ans Apres. (Confession: and a Portrait, Too, Upon a Background that I Rue!) Ah, yes! I wrote the "Purple Cow"— I'm Sorry, now, I Wrote it! But I can Tell you, Anyhow, I'll Kill you if you Quote it!