Volume 10 — PASS

A father said unto his hopeful son, "Who was Leonidas, my cherished one?" The boy replied, with words of ardent nature, "He was a member of the legislature." "How?" asked the parent; then the youngster saith: "He got a pass, and held her like grim death." "Whose pass? what pass?" the anxious father cried; "'Twas the'r monopoly," the boy replied. In deference to the public, we must state, That boy has been an orphan since that date.