Volume 104 — "Down Among the Dead Men."
Reading edition
Ebriosus loquitur:—
Silly spook-hunters show a wish to learn If (hic!) departed spiritsh e'er return! Did they, I should not have so dry a throttle, Nor would it cost so mush to—passh the bottle! Thersh no returning (hic!) of Spiritsh fled, And (hic!) "dead men"—worsh luck!—continue dead!
Wanted Badly.—A "close time" for Autograph-hunting. Alas! the great—and even the not-so-very-great—are "made game of" all the year round.

PUTTING IT PLEASANTLY!
County Council Cook. "DILLY, DILLY, DILLY! COME AND BE—AMALGAMATED!!"

A TRUSTY KNIGHT.
Tommy (who has undertaken to escort his fair Cousin to see the Hounds draw Covert), "And you know you needn't mind all these Men. It's all right, as you've got another Fellow with you."