Volume 2 — The Roosevelt Bears entertain PHILADELPHIA CHILDREN

The theatre chairs were filled with fun,

For a boy or girl was in every one

Except the four which Jack and Will

And the Roosevelt Bears had come to fill.

The band was playing the latest air

And laughing children everywhere

As the Bears walked down the central aisle

In their summer suits cut Philadelphia style.

They looked so jolly and smiled so sweet

That the children clapped and stamped their feet

And waved their hands and stood on chairs

And cried “Hurrah for the Roosevelt Bears!”

LXXVIIIBut the Bears were large and the seats were small

And they found they couldn’t sit down at all;

So they stood in the aisle to view the crowd,

And thus spoke TEDDY-B out loud:

“Young ladies and gentlemen; children dear;

And chairman too, if there is one here,

TEDDY-G and I have come to stay,

To hear you laugh and to see the play,

And since we can’t very well sit down

We’ll go on the stage and help the clown,

And stand and sit on wall or floor

And do some tricks we have done before,

And some quite old and some quite new,

And keep it up till the show is through.”

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The children called for TEDDY-G,

But he shook his head and said that he

Could sing a song or dance a jig,

Or sit on chairs either small or big,

Or talk to girls or with them dine,

But to make a speech wasn’t quite his line.

The speeches through, a theatre page

Took the two Bears back upon the stage.

As the curtain rolled up to the top

A man at the back asked the Bears to stop:

“Two clowns are on the stage,” said he,

“They have started their piece and I’ll let you see

That you can’t interrupt or make a noise

Or you’ll spoil this show for these girls and boys.”

“Your advice is right,” said TEDDY-B,

And out they went the clowns to see.

The clowns were scared when they saw the Bears

Step up behind them unawares,

And they ran for doors at left and right

And as quick as wink were out of sight.

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Copyright, 1907, by Edward Stern & Co., Inc. “As Dublin Mike and Pat from Cork, They came on the stage to look for work.”

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But they were ordered back to earn their fee

And to take a turn with TEDDIES-B and G.

And from that hour the play went smart

For the two bears helped in every part.

They made those two clowns march and sing,

Jump over chairs and through a ring,

And climb up poles and ride a wheel

And do a clog-dance, toe and heel.

And when they finished amid loud applause

The Bears ran off on all four paws

With the clowns on backs with jolly noise

Throwing kisses back to girls and boys.

The orchestra played “A Boy called Taps”

And then appeared a troupe of Japs:

A dozen little men in tights,

The heroes of a hundred fights.

LXXXIIFor a little while the Bears stood by

And watched the Japs their muscles try,

And saw them balance balls and bricks

On parasols and billiard sticks,

And climb up ladders out of sight

And fall again and land all right.

Then TEDDY-B said he’d like to do

A Western schoolboy trick he knew.

He made the Japs stand in a row

And take hold of hands and not let go.

Then he caught one end and with whirling clip

He showed them how to crack the whip.

The Japs went whizzing in the air

And whirled in circles everywhere;

But they did the trick so smart and neat

That every Jap lit on his feet.

A man with hoops was next to play

And he asked if TEDDY-G would stay

And help him show the boys and girls

How wooden hoops were taught their twirls.

But this trick with hoops put TEDDY-G

In so many circles he couldn’t see.

LXXXIIIThey came flying at him through the air

And rolling in from everywhere;

And try his best he couldn’t throw

A single hoop and make it go.

He was hooped around from head to paw,

The funniest sight you ever saw;

But he enjoyed the fun and said that he

Wore rings enough that day for three.

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But the jolliest thing that day was when

The two Bears dressed as Irishmen:

A Dublin Mike and a Pat from Cork

Came on the stage to look for work;

TEDDY-G as Mike with workman’s hod

And TEDDY-B as Pat from Blarney sod;

With blackthorn sticks their foes to hit,

And filled to the brim with Irish wit.

Their Irish brogue in joke and song

Made the children laugh both loud and long.

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The last part of the show that day

Was sleight of hand, the programs say,

But why it failed to work out well

The man who tried it couldn’t tell.

A trunk was brought, a solid mass,

With iron locks and bound in brass.

The Bears were asked to get inside;

The trunk was locked and with rope was tied

LXXXVIAnd the man announced that at his command

He’d slide a curtain and there would stand

The Roosevelt Bears outside and free

With the trunk unlocked by any key.

But it didn’t work; the Bears weren’t there,

And it gave the man a little scare

To find he couldn’t do the trick,

And the trunk was unlocked pretty quick

For fear they’d smother for want of air,

But the Bears had gone no one knows where.

The trunk was empty; not as they feared;

The Roosevelt Bears had disappeared.

The Bears had gone, but no one knew

Just where to look or what to do.

Detectives hunted high and low

And questioned folks who ought to know,

And listened for the slightest sound

And hunted rooms beneath the ground,

And through the halls walked round and round,

But not a trace of the Bears they found.

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At supper-time at home that night

The boys and girls told of their flight;

And the jokes they cracked and tricks they played

And the jolliest kind of fun they made.

And how they saw them locked and tied

So tight and fast that children cried.

Some little girls and wee boys too

Wouldn’t go to bed until they knew

How TEDDY-B and TEDDY-G

Got out of the trunk without a key;

But their papas told them not to mind,

That some one the Bears that night would find

And the papers sure the following day

Would explain in full how they got away.

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