BOBBY'S TROUBLE.
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I'm generally contenter Than any boy I know, I'm satisfied most always Whate'er may come or go. But this time I'm dissatisfied, A most peculiar biz! There's something that I want to do, But I don't know what it is.
Phrenologist. "I see that you have a good many lumps on your head; they all mean something."
Charlie. "I guess they do. The larger one is where Fred Mason struck me with a bat; the one next to it I got from falling down the stairs."
Mother. "Jack, what are you going to do with the screw-driver?"
Jack. "I'm going to fasten the screw which Willie Mason said I had loose this morning."