The Prayer of Cyrus Brown

“The proper way for a man to pray,” Said Deacon Lemuel Keyes, “And the only proper attitude, Is down upon his knees.” “No, I should say the way to pray,” Said Reverend Doctor Wise, “Is standing straight, with outstretched arms, And rapt and upturned eyes.” “Oh, no; no, no,” said Elder Slow, “Such posture is too proud: A man should pray with eyes fast closed And head contritely bowed.” “It seems to me his hands should be Austerely clasped in front, With both thumbs pointing toward the ground,” Said Reverend Doctor Blunt. “Las’ year I fell in Hodgkin’s well Head first,” said Cyrus Brown, “With both my heels a-stickin’ up, My head a-p’inting down, “An’ I made a prayer right then an’ there— Best prayer I ever said, The prayingest prayer I ever prayed, A-standing on my head.”