He Wanted to Know
Reading edition
A bishop in full robes of office, with his gown reaching to his feet, was teaching a Sunday-school class. At the close he said he would be glad to answer any questions.
A little hand went up, and he asked: “Well, my boy?”
“Can I ask?” said the boy.
“Certainly,” said the Bishop; “what is it?”
“Well,” asked the boy, “is dem all you’ve got on, or do you wear pants under dem?”