A Riddle to Willie

I asked my Pa a simple thing; “Where holes in doughnuts go?” Pa read his paper, then he said: “Oh, you’re too young to know.” I asked my Ma about the wind: “Why can’t you see it blow?” Ma thought a moment, then she said: “Oh, you’re too young to know.” Now, why on earth do you suppose They went and licked me so? Ma asked: “Where is that jam?” I said: “Oh, you’re too young to know.”