She Had Him That Time
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It was the same old story of a man who refused to tell his wife the outcome of a business transaction in which, naturally, she took a deep interest.
“No,” he sneered, “I won’t tell you. If I did you’d repeat it. You women can never keep a secret.”
“John,” said the woman quietly, “have I ever told the secret about the solitaire engagement ring you gave me eighteen years ago being paste?”