ADAM'S FUNNY BONE
Reading edition
When Solomon Eusebius Josephus Alfred Jones Was asked to give a lecture on the origin of bones He solemnly declared to all the story was not true That Eve was made from Adam's rib, since he, the learned, knew That woman, who is all the cause of trouble on the earth Yet rules the world and all mankind lo, from her very birth, Was made by the Creator great from Adam's funny bone, And that is why she giggles so when men are wont to groan.