Act 1 — Scene I.

Padua. A public place. Enter Lucentio and his man Tranio. Luc. Tranio, since for the great desire I had To see fair Padua, nursery of arts, I am arrived for fruitful Lombardy, The pleasant garden of great Italy; 5 And by my father's love and leave am arm'd With his good will and thy good company, My trusty servant, well approved in all, Here let us breathe and haply institute A course of learning and ingenious studies. 10 Pisa renowned for grave citizens Gave me my being and my father first, A merchant of great traffic through the world, Vincentio, come of the Bentivolii. Vincentio's son brought up in Florence 15 It shall become to serve all hopes conceived, To deck his fortune with his virtuous deeds: And therefore, Tranio, for the time I study, Virtue and that part of philosophy Will I apply that treats of happiness 20 By virtue specially to be achieved. Tell me thy mind; for I have Pisa left And am to Padua come, as he that leaves A shallow plash to plunge him in the deep And with satiety seeks to quench his thirst. 25 Tra. Mi perdonato, gentle master mine, I am in all affected as yourself; Glad that you thus continue your resolve To suck the sweets of sweet philosophy. Only, good master, while we do admire 30 This virtue and this moral discipline, Let's be no stoics nor no stocks, I pray; Or so devote to Aristotle's checks As Ovid be an outcast quite abjured: Balk logic with acquaintance that you have 35 And practise rhetoric in your common talk; Music and poesy use to quicken you; The mathematics and the metaphysics, Fall to them as you find your stomach serves you; No profit grows where is no pleasure ta'en: 40 In brief, sir, study what you most affect. Luc. Gramercies, Tranio, well dost thou advise. If, Biondello, thou wert come ashore, We could at once put us in readiness, And take a lodging fit to entertain 45 Such friends as time in Padua shall beget. But stay a while: what company is this? Tra. Master, some show to welcome us to town. Enter Baptista, Katharina, Bianca, Gremio, and Hortensio. Lucentio and Tranio stand by. Bap. Gentlemen, importune me no farther, For how I firmly am resolved you know; 50 That is, not to bestow my youngest daughter Before I have a husband for the elder: If either of you both love Katharina, Because I know you well and love you well, Leave shall you have to court her at your pleasure. 55 Gre. [Aside] To cart her rather: she's too rough for me. There, there, Hortensio, will you any wife? Kath. I pray you, sir, is it your will To make a stale of me amongst these mates? Hor. Mates, maid! how mean you that? no mates for you, 60 Unless you were of gentler, milder mould. Kath. I'faith, sir, you shall never need to fear: I wis it is not half way to her heart; But if it were, doubt not her care should be To comb your noddle with a three-legg'd stool 65 And paint your face and use you like a fool. Hor. From all such devils, good Lord deliver us! Gre. And me too, good Lord! Tra. Husht, master! here's some good pastime toward: That wench is stark mad or wonderful froward. 70 Luc. But in the other's silence do I see Maid's mild behaviour and sobriety. Peace, Tranio! Tra. Well said, master; mum! and gaze your fill. Bap. Gentlemen, that I may soon make good 75 What I have said, Bianca, get you in: And let it not displease thee, good Bianca, For I will love thee ne'er the less, my girl. Kath. A pretty peat! it is best Put finger in the eye, an she knew why. 80 Bian. Sister, content you in my discontent. Sir, to your pleasure humbly I subscribe: My books and instruments shall be my company, On them to look and practise by myself. Luc. Hark, Tranio! thou may'st hear Minerva speak. 85 Hor. Signior Baptista, will you be so strange? Sorry am I that our good will effects Bianca's grief. Gre.Why will you mew her up, Signior Baptista, for this fiend of hell, And make her bear the penance of her tongue? 90 Bap. Gentlemen, content ye; I am resolved: Go in, Bianca: [Exit Bianca. And for I know she taketh most delight In music, instruments and poetry, Schoolmasters will I keep within my house, 95 Fit to instruct her youth. If you, Hortensio, Or Signior Gremio, you, know any such, Prefer them hither; for to cunning men I will be very kind, and liberal To mine own children in good bringing-up: 100 And so farewell. Katharina, you may stay; For I have more to commune with Bianca. [Exit. Kath. Why, and I trust I may go too, may I not? What, shall I be appointed hours; as though, belike, I knew not what to take, and what to leave, ha? [Exit. 105 Gre. You may go to the devil's dam: your gifts are so good, here's none will hold you. Their love is not so great, Hortensio, but we may blow our nails together, and fast it fairly out: our cake's dough on both sides. Farewell: yet, for the love I bear my sweet Bianca, if I can by any 110 means light on a fit man to teach her that wherein she delights, I will wish him to her father. Hor. So will I, Signior Gremio: but a word, I pray. Though the nature of our quarrel yet never brooked parle, know now, upon advice, it toucheth us both, that we may 115 yet again have access to our fair mistress, and be happy rivals in Bianca's love, to labour and effect one thing specially. Gre. What's that, I pray? Hor. Marry, sir, to get a husband for her sister. Gre. A husband! a devil. 120 Hor. I say, a husband. Gre. I say, a devil. Thinkest thou, Hortensio, though her father be very rich, any man is so very a fool to be married to hell? Hor. Tush, Gremio, though it pass your patience and 125 mine to endure her loud alarums, why, man, there be good fellows in the world, an a man could light on them, would take her with all faults, and money enough. Gre.I cannot tell; but I had as lief take her dowry with this condition, to be whipped at the high-cross every morning. 130 Hor. Faith, as you say, there's small choice in rotten apples. But come; since this bar in law makes us friends, it shall be so far forth friendly maintained till by helping Baptista's eldest daughter to a husband we set his youngest free for a husband, and then have to't afresh. Sweet Bianca! 135 Happy man be his dole! He that runs fastest gets the ring. How say you, Signior Gremio? Gre. I am agreed; and would I had given him the best horse in Padua to begin his wooing that would thoroughly woo her, wed her and bed her and rid the house of her! 140 Come on. [Exeunt Gremio and Hortensio. Tra. I pray, sir, tell me, is it possible That love should of a sudden take such hold? Luc. O Tranio, till I found it to be true, I never thought it possible or likely; 145 But see, while idly I stood looking on, I found the effect of love in idleness: And now in plainness do confess to thee, That art to me as secret and as dear As Anna to the Queen of Carthage was, 150 Tranio, I burn, I pine, I perish, Tranio, If I achieve not this young modest girl. Counsel me, Tranio, for I know thou canst; Assist me, Tranio, for I know thou wilt. Tra. Master, it is no time to chide you now; 155 Affection is not rated from the heart: If love have touch'd you, nought remains but so, 'Redime te captum quam queas minimo.' Luc. Gramercies, lad, go forward; this contents: The rest will comfort, for thy counsel's sound. 160 Tra. Master, you look'd so longly on the maid, Perhaps you mark'd not what's the pith of all. Luc. O yes, I saw sweet beauty in her face, Such as the daughter of Agenor had, That made great Jove to humble him to her hand, 165 When with his knees he kiss'd the Cretan strond. Tra. Saw you no more? mark'd you not how her sister Began to scold and raise up such a storm That mortal ears might hardly endure the din? Luc. Tranio, I saw her coral lips to move 170 And with her breath she did perfume the air: Sacred and sweet was all I saw in her. Tra. Nay, then, 'tis time to stir him from his trance. I pray, awake, sir: if you love the maid, Bend thoughts and wits to achieve her. Thus it stands: 175 Her eldest sister is so curst and shrewd That till the father rid his hands of her, Master, your love must live a maid at home; And therefore has he closely mew'd her up, Because she will not be annoy'd with suitors. 180 Luc. Ah, Tranio, what a cruel father's he! But art thou not advised, he took some care To get her cunning schoolmasters to instruct her? Tra. Ay, marry, am I, sir; and now 'tis plotted. Luc. I have it, Tranio. Tra.Master, for my hand, 185 Both our inventions meet and jump in one. Luc. Tell me thine first. Tra.You will be schoolmaster And undertake the teaching of the maid: That's your device. Luc.It is: may it be done? Tra. Not possible; for who shall bear your part, 190 And be in Padua here Vincentio's son; Keep house and ply his book, welcome his friends, Visit his countrymen and banquet them? Luc. Basta; content thee, for I have it full. We have not yet been seen in any house, 195 Nor can we be distinguish'd by our faces For man or master; then it follows thus; Thou shalt be master, Tranio, in my stead, Keep house and port and servants, as I should: I will some other be; some Florentine, 200 Some Neapolitan, or meaner man of Pisa. 'Tis hatch'd and shall be so: Tranio, at once Uncase thee; take my colour'd hat and cloak: When Biondello comes, he waits on thee; But I will charm him first to keep his tongue. 205 Tra. So had you need. In brief, sir, sith it your pleasure is, And I am tied to be obedient; For so your father charged me at our parting, 'Be serviceable to my son,' quoth he, 210 Although I think 'twas in another sense; I am content to be Lucentio, Because so well I love Lucentio. Luc. Tranio, be so, because Lucentio loves: And let me be a slave, to achieve that maid 215 Whose sudden sight hath thrall'd my wounded eye. Here comes the rogue. Enter Biondello. Sirrah, where have you been? Bion. Where have I been! Nay, how now! where are you? Master, has my fellow Tranio stolen your clothes? Or you stolen his? or both? pray, what's the news? 220 Luc. Sirrah, come hither: 'tis no time to jest, And therefore frame your manners to the time. Your fellow Tranio here, to save my life, Puts my apparel and my countenance on, And I for my escape have put on his; 225 For in a quarrel since I came ashore I kill'd a man and fear I was descried: Wait you on him, I charge you, as becomes, While I make way from hence to save my life: You understand me? Bion. I, sir! ne'er a whit. 230 Luc. And not a jot of Tranio in your mouth: Tranio is changed into Lucentio. Bion. The better for him: would I were so too! Tra. So could I, faith, boy, to have the next wish after, That Lucentio indeed had Baptista's youngest daughter. 235 But, sirrah, not for my sake, but your master's, I advise You use your manners discreetly in all kind of companies: When I am alone, why, then I am Tranio; But in all places else your master Lucentio. Luc. Tranio, let's go: one thing more rests, that thyself 240 execute, to make one among these wooers: if thou ask me why, sufficeth, my reasons are both good and weighty. [Exeunt. The presenters above speak. First Serv. My lord, you nod; you do not mind the play. Sly. Yes, by Saint Anne, do I. A good matter, surely: comes there any more of it? 245 Page. My lord, 'tis but begun. Sly. 'Tis a very excellent piece of work, madam lady: would 'twere done! [They sit and mark.