You Can’t Bluff the Turk
Reading edition
(From Simplicissimus, Munich.)
"Will you restore the capitulations immediately?" "No."
"Will you give up the Goeben and the Breslau immediately?" "No."
"In respect to the Dardanelles, will you immediately——?" "No. And now suppose you just put up that revolver." "With pleasure! The thing wasn't loaded at all!"