The BENEFIT of FARTING EXPLAIN’D:

OR, THE

FUNDAMENT-all CAUSE of the Distempers incident to the Fair Sex.

Inquir’d into:

Proving à Posteriori most of the Disordures in-tail’d on, them are owing to Flatulencies not season- ably vented.

Wrote in Spanish, by Don Fart-in hando Puff- indorst Professor of Bumbast in the University of Craccow.

AND

Translated into English at the Request and for the Use of the Lady Damp-Fart, of Her-fart-shire.

A FART, tho’ wholesome does not fail,

If barr’d of Passage by the Tail,

To fly back to the Head again,

And by its Fumes disturb the Brain:

Thus Gun-powder confin’d, you know Sir,

Grows stronger, as ’tis ram’d the closer;

But, if in open Air it fires,

In harmless Smoke its Force expires.

The Thirteenth Edition, with Additions, revis’d by a College of Phyzz-icians, and approved by several Ladies of Quality.

LONDON:

Printed for A. Moore, near St. Paul’s, and Sold by the Book sellers, 1727.

THE Benefit of FARTING EXPLAIN’D, &c.

To which is added,

A Certificate of its Virtues, from the Court of the Princess ARSEMINI.

Together with some

Verses on a Lady’s Fart, in the Philippic strain.

ALSO

A Meditation on T——d, wrote in a Place of EASE.

(Price Six-pence.)