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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 103, October 1, 1892

Volume 103 — ADVANCING YEARS.

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(How it strikes a Contemporary.)

["Owing to advancing years, Mr. —— has been compelled to resign his position as ——" Extract from any Daily Paper."]

Advancing years! It cannot be. What, JACK, the boy I've known—God bless me! Why yes, it was in '43 That first we met, and—since you press me— The time has sped without my knowledge, That's close on fifty years ago; Like some deep river's silent flow, Since JACK and I first met at College. 'Twas on a cloudy Autumn day. Fast fading into misty twilight; The freshmen, as they trooped to pray, Stepped bolder in the evening's shy light. As yet we did not break the rules In which the College deans immesh men, We fledglings from a score of schools, That far October's brood of freshmen. Like one who starts upon a race, The Chaplain through the service scurried. From prayer to prayer he sped apace; I marked him less the more he hurried. My prayer-book fell—my neighbour smiled; Reversing NEWTON with the apple, I, by that neighbour's eye beguiled, Quite lost my gravity in chapel. And so we smiled. I see him still, Blue eyes, where darting gleams of fun shine, A smile like some translucent rill That sparkles in the summer sunshine, A manly mien, and unafraid, Crisp hair, fair face, and square-set shoulders, That made him on the King's Parade The cynosure of all beholders. And from this slight irreverence, Too small, I hope, to waste your blame on, We grew, in quite a Cambridge sense, A sort of PYTHIAS and DAMON. Together "kept," together broke Laws framed by elderly Draconians, And I was six, and JACK was stroke, That famous night we bumped the Johnians. How strong he was, how fleet of foot, Ye bull-dogs witness, and ye Proctors; How bright his jests, how aptly put His scorn of duns, and Dons, and Doctors. We laughed at care, read now and then— Though vexed by EUCLID on the same bridge— Ah, men in those great days were men When JACK and I wore gowns at Cambridge. We paid our fines, we paid our fees, And, though the Dons seemed stony-hearted, We both got very fair degrees, And then, like other friends, we parted. And when we said good-bye at last I vowed through life to be his brother— And more than forty years have passed Since each set eyes upon the other. And so through all these changing years With all their thousand changing faces, Their failures, hopes, successes, fears, In half a hundred different places, JACK still has been the same to me, As bright within my memory's fair book As when we met in '43, And smiled about that fallen prayer-book. Ah well, the moments swiftly stream Unheeded through the upturned hour-glass; I've lived my life, and dreamed my dream, And quaffed the sweet, as now the sour glass. But old and spent my mind strays back To pleasant paths fresh-strewn with roses, And I would see my old friend JACK Once more before the curtain closes.

ANNOUNCEMENT.—The Earl of LATHOM (who, being quite six feet or more, cannot be described as Small and Earl-y) is to lay the foundation-stone of "The Cross Deaf and Dumb School for N. and E. Lancashire." Now the Deaf and Dumb are, as a rule, exceptionally cheerful and good-tempered. It is quite right, therefore, that exceptions to this rule should be treated in a separate establishment, and that the "Cross Deaf and Dumb" ones should have a house to themselves. Prosit!

A HIGHLY-POLISH'D PERFORMANCE.—HENRY IRVING as Le Juif Polonais in The Bells.

TUNING THE HARP.
TUNING THE HARP.

TUNING THE HARP.

A FRIEND TAKES ME FOR A QUIET DRIVE.

Illustration from Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 103, October 1, 1892

1. "Don't be alarmed, Jack—it's only her way. She always does this at starting. Never knew her to come over." 2. "May as well get out. She always makes me walk up here."

Illustration from Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 103, October 1, 1892

3. "Look sharp, Jack, and get the reins from under her tail or we'll have an accident!" 4. "Curious thing how she hates trains!"

Illustration from Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 103, October 1, 1892

5. "Better be on the look-out for a soft spot, old chap!" 6. "Now this is the second time she has turned me out just here!" "

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