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Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 147, November 4, 1914

Volume 147 — TO A FALSE PATRIOT.

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He came obedient to the Call; He might have shirked like half his mates Who, while their comrades fight and fall, Still go to swell the football gates.

And you, a patriot in your prime, You waved a flag above his head, And hoped he'd have a high old time, And slapped him on the back and said:

"You'll show 'em what we British are! Give us your hand, old pal, to shake;" And took him round from bar to bar And made him drunk—for England's sake.

That's how you helped him. Yesterday, Clear-eyed and earnest, keen and hard, He held himself the soldier's way— And now they've got him under guard.

That doesn't hurt you; you're all right; Your easy conscience takes no blame; But he, poor boy, with morning's light, He eats his heart out, sick with shame.

What's that to you? You understand Nothing of all his bitter pain; You have no regiment to brand; You have no uniform to stain;

No vow of service to abuse, No pledge to King and country due; But he had something dear to lose, And he has lost it—thanks to you.

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