← Table of contents
Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 147, November 4, 1914

Volume 147 — THE LADY'S WALK.

Reading edition

I know a Manor by the Thames; I've seen it oft through beechen stems In leafy Summer weather; We've moored the punt its lawns beside Where peacocks strut in flaunting pride, The Muse and I together.

There I have seen the shadows grow Gigantic, as the sun sinks low, Leaving forlorn the dial; When zephyrs in the borders stir, Distilling stock and lavender To fill some fairy's phial.

There, when the dusk joins hands with night, (I like to think the story's right— I had it from the Rector— Still, don't believe unless you choose!) Doth walk, between the shapen yews, A little pretty spectre,

The Lady Rose, a well-born maid Whose true-love in this garden glade— A bold, if faithless, fellow— Had loved, but left her for the sake Of venturing with Frankie Drake, And died at Puerto Bello;

While she—poor foolish loving Rose— Of heart-break, so the story goes, Died very shortly after, One day—as Art requires—when Spring Had set the hawthorns blossoming And waked the lanes to laughter.

And so adown these alleys dim, Where oft she'd kept a tryst with him, She nightly comes a-roaming; And, sorrowing still, yet finds content, I fancy, where "Sweet Themmes" is blent With flower-beds and the gloaming.

Ah me, the leaf is down to-day; Does still the little phantom stray, Poor pretty ghost, a-shiver, When sad flowers droop their weary heads Along the chill Autumnal beds Beside the misty river?

Or does it, at the year's decline— As sensible as Proserpine— When Autumn skies do harden, Go down and coax the seeds to grow Till daffodillies stand a-row And April's in the garden?

I cannot tell; what's more, I doubt We've other things to think about This sorrowful November; I only know for such sad hours That dainty ghosts and Summer flowers Are pleasant to remember.

The Absolute Limit.

"The directors of the Bradford Club have reviewed the position in regard to the free admission of soldiers to the ground, the number of men thus admitted having been far greater than was anticipated. It has now been decided that men in uniform or bearing other credentials of service shall be admitted to section E on payment of the nominal sum of 3d. This will prevent the jostling of the ordinary patrons."—Bradford Daily Telegraph.

A cruiser here and there may be sunk, a regiment here and there may be cut up, but thank God our Bradford football patrons will never again be jostled by any of these vulgar soldiers in uniform.

Notice in a Battersea window:—

"Bride Cakes any size to suit all pockets." In these days of narrow skirts most women will find the guinea size sufficient.

FACTS FROM THE FRONT
FACTS FROM THE FRONT

FACTS FROM THE FRONT.

Tactical use, by the enemy, of the more resilient units of the Landsturm for negotiating Belgian dykes.

Explore with AITake your curiosity a little further.

Reading settings