Volume 147 — A FULL JOY-DAY.
Reading edition
How an energetic visitor contrived to sample nearly all the attractions of Worplethorpe-on-Sea (as advertised by the municipality) in the course of a one-day's trip.
9 to 10.30 A.M.—Bathing and fishing. 10.30 A.M. to 12 (noon).—Shooting and cycling.
12 to 1.30 P.M.—Tennis and botany. 3 to 4.30 P.M.—Croquet and archæology.
4.30 to 6 P.M.—Golf and geology. 6 to 7.30 P.M.—Sketching and donkey-riding.
RACE-COURSE OF THE NEAR FUTURE, SUFFRAGETTE-PROOF.
Smith, who always wears the native costume when fishing in the highlands (his great-grand-aunt's step-father having been a McGregor) finds the midges somewhat troublesome. A little ingenuity however overcomes the difficulty.
THE "SPASMO" CANOELET.
It is a reluctant starter. When it does start, it starts.
It laughs at locks. It ends as a hydro-aeroplane
THE EMANCIPATION OF THE EAST.
The Grand Vizier, a master of polygamy, regrets the vogue of the cinema as an educative force.
LUNCH "SCORES."
Complaints are heard from holiday-makers on their return that the holiday has failed to benefit them. This is due to lack of preparatory training at home.
Harden the feet for Beach-walking. Accustom the lungs to marine aromas.
Prepare to receive the buffetings of Neptune Toughen the interior for a lodging-house diet.
